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[ogr1]

Patient arrived today, 6ft 8".
Bed to low and not long enough,
no shit Sherlock.
MDT: Can we raise bed? No.
What next? Raise every door header by 2ft.
Raise his shower head, again 2ft?
Bash some holes in the roof of all company vehicles.

Shoulda thought about all this before his
admission.

 

[Cougar377]

Patient arrived today, 6ft 8".
Bed to low and not long enough,
no shit Sherlock.
MDT: Can we raise bed? No.
What next? Raise every door header by 2ft.
Raise his shower head, again 2ft?
Bash some holes in the roof of all company vehicles.

Shoulda thought about all this before his
admission.

Wanna borrow my Kukri. .?

 

[ogr1]

Wanna borrow my Kukri. .?

Does it come with full time employment?

 

[Cougar377]

Does it come with full time employment?

It probably depends on how often do you get the tall ones...
Otherwise put yourself forward as the new security officer.

 

[ogr1]

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Squag1]

Hope he doesn't need the undertaker!

 

[ogr1]

Hope he doesn't need the undertaker!

He will if i can borrow that bent knife off cougar.

 

[Squag1]

He will if i can borrow that bent knife off cougar.

Slim has the real stuff!

 

[slim63]

He will if i can borrow that bent knife off cougar.

You may want to rethink that choice mate jocks have a habit of keeping knives in their sock and having met Cougar that can not be very sanitary thing

 

[ogr1]

Is that the mythical jockanese 'Stink Knife'?
Kills ya before it's drawn....Feckin lethal.

 

[slim63]

Is that the mythical jockanese 'Stink Knife'?
Kills ya before it's drawn....Feckin lethal.

That's the one mate i think they call it a Derek or summat

 

[Squag1]

He doesn't have it in his "jocks" surely

 

[Cougar377]

That's the one mate i think they call it a Derek or summat

What are you trying to say about our resident Yorkibarshireman. .?

 

[ogr1]

What are you trying to say about our resident Yorkibarshireman. .?

That's a different knife 'Seth field' i think it's called?

 

[Cougar377]

Is that the mythical jockanese 'Stink Knife'?
Kills ya before it's drawn....Feckin lethal.

Here's mine. Useful for cleaning yer fingernails....

 

[sr71caspar]

Sgian dubh.

Rough translation is 'skirt knife'

 

[Cougar377]

Sgian dubh.

Rough translation is 'skirt knife'

"black knife"....sorry ...."knife of colour".

 

[ogr1]

Cold steel, they don't like it up......

 

[sr71caspar]

"black knife"....sorry ...."knife of colour".

I know.

I prefer my version, though.

 

[Cougar377]

I know.

I prefer my version, though.

Pervert.