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Measles
- Thread starter Squag1
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Hard to understand how ‘panic’ spreads…..
Better stock up on bog rolls & pasta
I have already had a cross painted on my front door as I had measles when I was about three.
4 cases notified now.
Right.... You're feckin' banned. Spotty.
what is my position - I have a pimple on my arse.
I would guess that you're bent over with your head between your knees, trousers and Alan's around your ankles, looking in the mirror behind you at the pimple on your arse cheek.
You know me so well.
Not really, I'm peeking through your bedroom window.
Speaking of, the sill isn't level.
Dr Squag's surgery is now taking new patients. Form a disorderly queue.
Just logged onto the Doctor pimple popper page (try saying that when you’re drunk) there’s a pimple asking the best way to remove a beaker from it’s arse
Should be in the interesting fact thread, but-
When Beaker says he has a pimple on his arse and Mrs Beaker says she has a pimple on her arse.........they're talking about the same pimple.
When Beaker says he has a pimple on his arse and Mrs Beaker says she has a pimple on her arse.........they're talking about the same pimple.
Is that why you asked me to send a photo?
You didn’t, the pimple did