Matlock Mafia Evening Meet - 10 March 2006

[Fat Bert]

Back garden's starting to look like it's dissappearing under water!!

So sell the house quick

In Cheshire...it's classed as an Outside Swimming Pool!

 

[Duck n Dive]

So sell the house quick

In Cheshire...it's classed as an Outside Swimming Pool!

Hey you're right.. it's so long since I've been into that part of the garden I forgot there was a pool there................

now where did I leave the tennis court???

 

[Fat Bert]

Hey you're right.. it's so long since I've been into that part of the garden I forgot there was pool there................

Typical Winsford-ite


All swimming pools and expensive cars







Bet you'll be buying a Jag next?





































whooooosh...............plop

 

[Duck n Dive]

Hey, what was that......... somethings floating in my back garden... sorry swimming pool..........






































looks like a multi coloured floating bertious flounderous

 

[Duck n Dive]

Oy Bert ...... registration........... XXXX FUB ...... now what could that mean ????

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

and bite Captain Wheetho's did!!

 

[Bob Pinder]

Let us in

The cars off the road for a while so I won't be there. Blow riding that far to see a bunch of no-hopers. Especially on an unlicensed 600 single, or even worse, the 125. fl4g71.

PS:- Thanks to the member, who must remain anonymous, who offered me accomodation in his bed. It is greastly appreciated. :k

I'm sure we'd all like to greastly appreciate this person as well

 

[Duck n Dive]

and bite Captain Wheetho's did!!

and now it's time for my afternoon nap........

 

[ricardo5zero]

Gonna be a bit late Im afraid guys - anyone else had to struggle with the car parks that are the A14 and M1 today??

 

[Duck n Dive]

Hi guys, great to see you all again tonight. Got back OK but there was still snow on the ground around the cat & fiddle. No rain or snow actually falling though so a great improvement on the inbound trip!!

Leccy gloves kepts me hands nice an' warm....... despite berts efforts at soldering with a lighter!!

Nice to see a new face turning up ricardo5zero :yo:


And surprise of the evening was Mr & Mrs Rolfy... complete with blue plaster cast and the usual sense of humor...........


Much impressed with slim jim!!!...... keep going........ but don't vanish alltogether.......

 

[Fat Bert]

Biggest surprise of the evening..............



Cyclops destroying an urban myth





























completely shattered it was!!

 

[ricardo5zero]

good to meet you all. Nice to put faces to names. Thanx for the warm welcome. Had a great evening. - maybe we should have invited Vicky Pollard over ??!!

Glad you got home safely DnD - respect for riding down from millionaires row in poor weather !! :bow:

 

[Fat Bert]

Welcome to the Mafia!!

good to meet you all. Nice to put faces to names. Thanx for the warm welcome. Had a great evening. - maybe we should have invited Vicky Pollard over ??!!

Glad you got home safely DnD - respect for riding down from millionaires row in poor weather !! :bow:

Just as well Captain Wheeto's came on the bike

Month before he was in the Jag - at 10mpg!!!


Highlight of the evening [apart from Cyclops breaking the urban myth]......?

Ringing Chunky who was @ work and asking him.........

"Does this lager SOUND off?"

Funny as fook

 

[ianrobbo1]

gotta agree with Bert on that one!! :bow: wonder what Chinky said to Gyppo when he called!! Edd wouldnt repeat what he said!!

 

[RHINO]

gotta agree with Bert on that one!! :bow:

Fookin ell.............get a room :tosser: man8um




















p0pc0rn41 p0pc0rn41

 

[R2B2]

Biggest surprise of the evening..............

Cyclops destroying an urban myth

What, 'e bought a round? and I wasn't there? :cry: :cry:

 

[Fat Bert]

Correct Rob

What, 'e bought a round? and I wasn't there? :cry: :cry:

Not only did Cyclops buy a round..............

He actually offered [unprompted] to buy one!!!!!

There's a subtle but important difference!!!!!

My choice of tipple was a pint

























of cognac!!

 

[Duck n Dive]

Just as well Captain Wheeto's came on the bike

Month before he was in the Jag - at 10mpg!!!

That trawlers never gonna get a catch with holes in it's net like that.....

Time for an afternoon "power nap".........................