Lord Derby 6th August

[Wolfie]

Beat me to it Wolfmeister

that because i ride a bird sam :neenaw: :neenaw:

 

[Samster]

Wolfy - seen as your ride is the correct colour I'll let you have that one mate............:}

 

[Wolfie]

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

thank ye kind sir.:neenaw:

 

[skippy]

Cheers guys.......

Catch u there.:beer: :beer: :beer:

 

[1200Pete]

Gonna make it after all

Fook drivin all the way to Scottland in 35 plus degrees in a van :bang:
Will do that next week.
So I just gotta work like fook to get me new baby up together, can't wait :neenaw:

 

[Cruser]

Re 1200Pete

Rearrange these words:

kid, new, a, with, like, toy, a.

Now these:

as, fuck, as, jealous, I'm :violin:

See you there after all then R#? R#?

 

[D.S.]

Wolfy- you coming down???

:dunno:

 

[Wolfie]

yes mate with me mate postman pat.

will be about 7.30

 

[D.S.]

see u then Trotsky

:beer:

 

[Wolfie]

ok speed, or are you kenneth????

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Wolfy

Mornin' mate.
What time will ya be there ?

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

DOH !!!!

Just ret a few replies back !!!!!
7.30 I guess.
:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: <- me havin' a bad mornin':neenaw:

 

[Wolfie]

air is thin up there mate, no worries.:neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw:

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Had a bit of an altercation with some dip shit @ the petrol station this mornin'

It always seems to happen near petrol stations:dunno:
Remember last time :}

 

[Samster]

No way! - I had a right 'ol ding-dong too with some off-road-4x4-range-rover-geezer at a fuel station 15 mins ago! You know the type, ancient range rover with vertical exhaust so he can drive thru rivers, loads of rope lashed around the front, winches front and rear, 3 massive CB aerials............ray ban aviatar shades.....................accused me of nicking the space at the pump...............like I'm gonna sit there in a queue in this heat on a bike............it's the heat Ben - get's the cagers really wound up!:}

 

[DB on CBR1100XX]

I trust...............

...........a cheery "foxtrot oscar" did the trick, Samster !! :}

Incidentally - don't know if I can make tonoght at the Donkey - it's a bit hot - tarmac will be too sticky, tyres will be up to temp: it'll wreck my chicken strips :cry:

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

it's the heat Ben - get's the cagers really wound up!

It wasn't that hot @ 6am this mornin'

So........
Dual cariage way leads into one lane. I overtook this geezer and made it to the single section first but because he thought he owned the road he obviously desided to keep his foot on the gas and nearly rear me. With him leanin' on his horn & givin' me the finger while calling me a wanker , I just ignored him,turned into the petrol station and filled up with gas.
As I finished paying ,I left the shop and saw he was stopped just outside the forecourt.
Me .... Not bein' put off by my new storker,wanders over to his car where apon he locks his doors (Didn't realise I was six foot six).So I leans into his passanger window and politely says "Mornin' mate" .So then he goes off into one about how ,next time he sees me,he's gunna run my vehicle
over with his ! I told him he should calm down. So then this pikey lookin' 45+ year old geezer starts really shakin' and all the fat under his arpits is a wobblin. Not a pretty sight-thought he was gunna have a heart attack he was thrashing so much.
I said he shouldn't bother makin' idle threats and he said it wasn't a threat but a promise.
"Well " I said "Ya better make sure you do the job properly when ya mow me down"
"I f%ckin' will" he shouted
So I said - "Better make sure ya do or I'll be round to ass f%ck ya wife"
He then freaked out and drove off.

He was so uptight,I guess he's going to have a really shit day.

Well - I know what he looks like and his car was white (Orion I think) Didn't think to get his reg but I'm sure he's local.
I'll be on the lookout for this tosser:f :f :shooter:

 

[Gatso shy]

Troublemaker

pikey lookin' 45+ year old geezer


Hey Ben, that's most of BIRD owner's and were very sensitive.

 

[Bob Pinder]

Joe
Great how these brain dead f*cks are all action heros when they're either in a crowd or in their (in this case) shitty f*cked shitty shit heaps (is that enough shits?)
Had a similar instance a couple of years ago on the stationery (!)motorway.
I just love it when mr (and mrs!) f*ck head try to use their boxes as weapons
You never know whos lurking under that lid - maybe a fire breathing head ripping off nutter, mercenary home on leave or a psychobiker!!
Just plucking up more courage to confront the pikeys up the road when I get home from me hols.
Got any napalm?
ROAR!
ROAR!
Well, thats me rant over then.
Have a nice day
Bob
:k

 

[Samster]

Lumpy - you'll be fine. They've not done a total 'purge' of everyone as far back as I can remember, they will however be out in their unmarked vehicles normally nicking people for no lights, no reg plates, ridiculously small reg plates and the like.

C'mon get up there and I'll buy you a beer....................Sam