I've had one in french now....

[Rolfy Dave]

just recieved this....

Guess wot ???

"Mon cher aim?,
Je suis Jane Williams, la fille du d?funt Dr. Steve Williams qui ?tait avant sa mort un riche n?gociant de cacao ici en C?te d'Ivoire , il ?tait parmi les victimes qui ont ?t? tu?es dans la zone des rebelles ? Bouak?, une ville de la C?te d'Ivoire.
Je crois que ce courrier est une surprise pour vous. Mais, je n'ai pas voulu s'il vous pla?t vous contraindre ? aller ? l'encontre de votre volont?. J'ai d?cid? de vous ?crire pour vous parler de mon sujet tr?s d?licat, et je crois que vous seriez tr?s attentif ? ma situation.
Il est mon plaisir de vous contacter pour une entreprise d'affaires.
En effet, mon jeune fr?re Anderson Williams et moi, pr?voyons nous installer dans votre pays.
Bien que je ne vous ai pas rencontr? d'avance mais je crois, qu'on doit risquer de se fier ? quelqu'un pour r?ussir parfois dans la vie.
Il y a cette quantit? ?norme de cinq millions de dollars am?ricains ($5,000,000) que mon d?funt p?re a gard? pour nous dans une compagnie de s?curit? ici en C?te d'Ivoire avant qu'il ait ?t? assasin? par les rebelles. Maintenant mon fr?re et moi, nous avons d?cid? d'investir cet argent ? l'?tranger ou n'importe o? assez s?r en dehors de notre pays pour la raison de s?curit? et les raisons politiques.
Nous voulons que vous nous aidiez ? transf?rer ces fonds dans votre pays pour des investissements ci-dessous:
1) T?l?communication
2) Fabrication d'automobile
3). L'h?tel de cinq ?toiles.
Si vous pouvez nous aider alors nous aimerions que vous nous dites ce que vous prendriez en tant que commission de votre geste aimable d' aide.
J'attends votre r?ponse le plus bient?t possible .
J'adresse mes amiti?s sinc?res ? votre famille enti?re.
Merci et que Dieu vous b?nisse.

Bien ? vous

Mlle Jane Williams"


I dont speak a word of french,(apart from "ave vou la cuppa??") but I suspect its one of those "I have $5,000,000 dollars...Would you like some" letters...

maybe Pierre could confirm this for me ???

Cheers,

Rolfy
:beer:

 

[Jaws]

I have virtually no French either, but it seems that this woman Jane is the daughter of some bloke who has died in a rebel uprising with $5m in testate.. would you be so kind as to give her all your details so she can money launder through you .. oops sorry.. so she can share with you the lolly..

 

[Jaws]

You know, it is amazing..
Almost everyone killed in Africa, or whereever has always been as rich as a rich thing on rich pills ! Amazes me there is so much money around to be honest.. LOL !!

I dunno why these people aint up front and honest..

Here is a possible email for them..

I represent the ________ Mafia ( fill in blank with appropriate country ) and we have several million USD to launder..
Can you bank $10,000 of it and send us a cheque to the value of $9000.


Now, given that there is a bit of a larcenist in most folk, THAT sort of deal would almost certainly get results ! LOL !!

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Heres an Exact translation........ :neenaw:


"My expensive liked,
I am Jane Williams, the girl of late Dr. Steve Williams which was before his death a negotiating rich person of cocoa here in Ivory Coast, he was among the victims which were killed in the zone of the rebels with Bouak?, a city of Ivory Coast. I believe that this mail is a surprise for you. But, I did not want please to force you to go against your will. I decided to write to you to speak about my very delicate subject, and I believe that you would be very attentive with my situation. It is my pleasure of contacting you for a company of businesses. Indeed, my young brother Anderson Williams and me, let us envisage to settle in your country. Although I did not meet you in advance but I believe, that one must risk the proud one with somebody to succeed sometimes in the life. There is this enormous quantity of five million American dollars ($5,000,000) that my late father kept for us in a company of safety here in Ivory Coast before which it was assasin? by the rebels. Maintaining my brother and me, we decided to invest this money abroad or anywhere rather sure apart from our country for the reason of safety and the reasons political. We want that you help us to transfer these funds in your country for investments below: 1) Telecommunication 2) Manufacture of car 3). The hotel of five stars. If you can help us then we let us like that you say to us what you would take as a commission of your pleasant gesture of assistance. I await your answer soonest possible. I address my sincere friendships to your whole family. Thank you and that God blesses you. Yours sincerely Miss Jane Williams "

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Would that be the "Jane Williams of Thetford" then?

Last seen riding a Blue BIRD!!