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I for one am missing Bert's tips of the week...

Bob Pinder

Registered User
Really miss those pearls :eek: of wisdom.....

Removing dead flies from your visor - simply pour on petrol and ignite and after a few seconds the bleeders are gone - works every time

or

For the best results on the track (or is it the road?) run your tyres at 3 psi front and rear

or

Follow me boys I've got a GPS............................hello? hello?

or

I never carry a clear visor because I never ride at night.....

ding dong
fl4g71
 

Punchy

Registered User
I'd rather NOT get anwhere near Berts tip if you dont mind !!!!!!

:eek: :eek:
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
Club Sponsor
Bert's top riding tip for the cat and fiddle - look into the sky every 30 seconds...... just in case the helicopters up there!!!
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Sorry boys

Not in the mood for banter this evening

Enjoy - whilst I'm away
























Petrol does work on the visor doesn't it Bob?? LOL
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
Club Sponsor
Fat Bert said:
Not in the mood for banter this evening

Enjoy - whilst I'm away
Well I guess you ought to be allowed the odd evening off.........
 
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Coggy

Guest
The Bird fishing fleet is trying for whale today

But the fish is not biting
%$fan
 

Punchy

Registered User
Coggy said:
The Bird fishing fleet is trying for whale today
But the fish is not biting
%$fan

And I thought they were just after bottom feeders !!!!!!!

p0pc0rn41
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Adam Rickenberg

Guest
Punchy said:
And I thought they were just after bottom feeders !!!!!!!

p0pc0rn41
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It seems the prime 'bottom' feeder is not in the mood........ poor boy! man8um

And I too do not want to get anywhere near his tip...! :eek:
 
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