When taking tea at the Ritz ( many, MANY years ago ) it was always jam before cream
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To resolve the issue, butter the two halves of the scon, put the jam (raspberry) in a bowl then add the cream & give it a good mix then plastr it on the two scon halves
If you don’t mind I’ll rely on whatever Malone’s nurse has to say in the subjectFfs Andrew this issue was put to bed ages ago. It’s a case of when in Rome etc, etc. In Devon it’s the law, CREAM before jam is mandatory, any attempt to educate the Kernowians away from their heathen habits is treated like a pork sausage at a bar mitzvah.
If she’s got big tits I’ll go along with anything she says
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It is pronounced like 'bone'.Are you feckers TRYING to give Malone another heart attack...?
Next thing you'll be saying the word "scone" is pronounced like the word "bone".
How the feck would you know...? You're feckin' Welsh.
All you've got is Welsh Cake (I bet there was a lot of debate before they picked that name) ...... a flat scone, in other words.
Get better soon Malone.
As an aside, I notice Dirk has taken to misspelling scone (which rhymes with cone) as scon, which proves he knows which pronunciation is right for the correct spelling.
As an aside, I notice Dirk has taken to misspelling scone (which rhymes with cone) as scon, which proves he knows which pronunciation is right for the correct spelling.
Not forgetting jockshire where they pronounce it scoonAre you feckers TRYING to give Malone another heart attack...?
Next thing you'll be saying the word "scone" is pronounced like the word "bone".
Knobhead, pronounced “Nob Hed”
Don’t be silly! The doctors and nurses have to do what he says.
What, you’ve never played ‘Simon Says’?
How would you know, Jocko? You’re a sweaty sock.
Since you asked, the Lone Ranger, not the Lon Ranger, told me
What about the loan arranger?How would you know, Jocko? You’re a sweaty sock.
Since you asked, the Lone Ranger, not the Lon Ranger, told me
Racist bastid. I'm off to my safe space.How would you know, Jocko? You’re a sweaty sock.
Since you asked, the Lone Ranger, not the Lon Ranger, told me
I see you're improving then. Feckin' bedblocker.
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I used to be a loan arranger
Wont work mate Hadrian's wall is knackered
Anyway all the Romans went home.Wont work mate Hadrian's wall is knackered