Wrong, right,wrong.It’s worth pointing out here that Beaker is a slap head and what little hair he does have is, being a Sweaty Sock, ginger.
Wrong, right,wrong.It’s worth pointing out here that Beaker is a slap head and what little hair he does have is, being a Sweaty Sock, ginger.
You’re a slap head. Fact.Wrong, right,wrong.
Just wrong on all bar one point.You’re a slap head. Fact.
You’re a Jock and, therefore, ginger. Fact.
You probably paint your arse blue, too. Assumption but likely to be fact.
. Need to get an alarm installed at some stage during the week.
The derrière decorating Andrew I’ve often wondered, is it a fertility thing?
Part baboon...me thinks.
Jeez......Part baboon...me thinks.
He's not one of ours. Practically Froganese, he is....You’re a slap head. Fact.
You’re a Jock and, therefore, ginger. Fact.
You probably paint your arse blue, too. Assumption but likely to be fact.
You paint your arse blue. Fact.Just wrong on all bar one point.
FFS, why do I have to go through this every time! How long have you been a member here?I had a good day, 2 nice young ladies came around for 2 of my handmade items & left with 5 Was great so see someone enthusiastic about my stuff & asking about more as well as making suggestions
Proper made me smile that did
FFS, why do I have to go through this every time! How long have you been a member here?
Did they have big tits or what?
You're not a Schofield, are you...?I couldn't possibly comment
You're not a Schofield, are you...?
No but they were big girls & i'm afraid …….. very afraid
Slap their arses and ride the ripples. Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......!!!!!!!!!!!
Just lets hold that vision of loveliness for a mo......
Wee jockanese ninja sporan wearing pervert..Claims he don't wear a 'nut sling' cause his tackle is too big.
Riding two 'fat birds' whilst pretending to be a rodeo rider?
There is a porno film...right there.
Actually, I've already secured the rights to that very idea with Channel 4. It'll be a new reality TV show known as "The McSurfer Dude Catches a Big One".