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HEATED SEAT

richard

Cool as a Cucumber
OK Here we go one of my lads in engeneering has come up with the idea of being able to do a heated bike seat either using the bikes cooling system or 12v supply just thort I would float the Idea b4 I let him loose.





cheers
richard
 
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Cyclops

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Sounds Fins BUT

its not normally your arse that gets cold, and just think wot it would do to your farmers?????:B
 

Cyclops

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Farmer Jiles

PILES:B :B

Not that I`ve got them but Fat bert has hanging like grapes UGGGGHHHHHH
:bandit:
 
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fat bert

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Surprised that Samster~~

hasn't popped up yet!!

The CORRECT Rhyming Slang Cyclops is "Chalfonts" as in "Chalfont St Giles"

but theregain, what would you know.......you never get further south than Birmingham cos youre toooo tight to spend the petrol money!!

Correct Samster?????
 
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D.S.

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I can't Adam & Eve (belive) it, you've both got it Pete Tong (wrong).

You've both been on a Jet Fighter (all nighter) and 'ad one too many Britney Spears (beers) 'cos neither of ya' are making eighteen pence (sense). I'll 'av a Lady Godiva (fiver) that neither of ya' 'av been sarf of the junction (Watford). So, at this years Bash we'll 'av a Frank & Pat (chat) ova' a blindin' Tiddly Wink (chink-chinese) and a few Forsythe Saga's (lagers) and it'll be a right Tin Bath (laugh). You'll then see how Ham & Cheesy (easy) it is to speak the lingo proper like!!!
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fat bert

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JoeBoy~~

Born in Leatherhead....

Educated @ Harrow/Eton......

Worked 5 years [nearly] Fleet Street

Worked 2 years Bond Street

Worked 3 years Piccadilly

Have an apartment in the Isle of Dogs

But spend most of my time in the green green grass of the Midlands!!

Southern enough for you Geeeeezer?
 

Jaws

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All of which is very nice, but does not really addres the original post ( nowt knew there then ! :neenaw:
Richard, it would HAVE to be electrical I think mate...
two reasons spring to mind.
1) The radiator capacity on the Bird is fairly critical, and if increased the engine will not get anywhere near working temperature ( witness the fact that unless stuck in traffic, or in very warm weather, most Birds rarely get past the cooll part of the temp guage ! )
2) Removal of the seat might become a bit of a pain if it has a couple of pipes attached to it... although I suppose you could use a variation of the Suzy's used on artic's.. You would also have to be pretty careful about filling the system, as the seat is at a higher point ( I think ) than the top of the rad.. So you would have to either fill the system with the seat off and dangling down, or supply some method of bleeding the air from it...

All in all, proly be somewhat easier to just introduce a heating element under a noce gel pad Richard.. and I am willing to bet that Melboy would be able to do the work required at a not too unreasonable cost :-:
 
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D.S.

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Bert, you old mince tart. Leatherhead !!! now that's a real insult, so....

do me a "cheesy quaver" and get ya facts right 'cos yur 'aving a "giraffe". Even Leatherhead is betta' than being born in a "coochie-coo" and being educated down the "beggars my neighbour". And as for the Mudlands, the whole place is a "Weston-Super-Mare" 'cos it's always "Boba Fett" and I'm banned from the their anway :m
 
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EdCBRCastrol

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seat heating elements

Have you tried a car breakers for an element. I have a scorpio with heated seats and they work the bollocks, would probably be the easiest way to do it.
 
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fat bert

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Tis the truth~~

Me owd cock sparra
 

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fat bert

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Bugger~~sorry~~

didn't really mean to post a picture of JAWS :} :} :}
 

Cyclops

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Fooken hell

puting a car seat on yer Bird wont half upset the handling:lol:

Next it will be electric windows:goofy: :goofy:
 
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_TC_

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Red Bull gives you wings

Heated seats give you piles...


Dr. TC
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
RHINO wannabe bike owner said:
What, in a massage kinda way :lol:
what like you "haven't" got em on your NEW CAR???? :eek: kin ell :t thats very remiss of you innit?? :rolleyes:
 
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