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Damned close !!
No.. apart for some domestos stuff
Good idea, but no
Is it a bidet?
Because you're too decrepit to wipe your own bum and your offspring are fed up with the smell of stale piss and poo?
Because you're too decrepit to wipe your own bum and your offspring are fed up with the smell of stale piss and poo?
Steve Ashby
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Some sort of stainless appliance, hood extractor maybe ?I
Does it involve KY gel?
Nobody likes a smartarse..........
I like you ...
No good for a hard arse.
A replacement for the damp, stained toilet carpet.
Lino?
Tiles?
Lino?
Tiles?
Nope.. it was someone you lot do not know.. A fully paid up member that has only made two posts in all the time he has been on here !
Depends how perverted or desperate you are
Nope.. that was a couple of years ago
Right area but a bit bigger
Naaaaaa.. Prefer the damp stained carpet ! ( actually we have posh cushioned vinyl
)And we have a winner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep.. shiny black one with hologram type thingy of a wolf and native American chief on the lid