You'll Hate this Fook off!

[ogr1]

Household Energy bills could rise to £6000 per annum by next January.
Government fuckwits are allocating a measly £400 per household in an attempt to blunt the financial stress...Bollocks!
I bet non of these feckin so called refugees starve or freeze to death this winter.
Meanwhile back at the ranch.
I'd rather turn the gas and leccy off than give in to these extortionate prices.
Fook em all

 

[derek kelly]

My energy bills are fixed until December 2023

 

[ogr1]

My energy bills are fixed until December 2023

Are you sure?
Ofgem have capped the energy price to a maximum of 80%.

Energy price cap explained

The energy price cap is a limit on the price people pay for their energy. The price cap has been replaced by the Energy Price Guarantee as the cap on consumer energy bills until April 2024.

www.ofgem.gov.uk

 

[Squag1]

You called .......

 

[ogr1]

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You called .......

You been eating Daisies again.

 

[Squag1]

You been eating Daisies again.

Daisy is the cow!!

 

[ogr1]

Daisy is the cow!!

Not a full one.
Feck me, i'm not desperate Dan ya know.

 

[Duck n Dive]

You been eating Daisies again.

Eating Daisies' what?

 

[Minkey]

I may have got it wrong but I think the price cap limits the cost per unit, the more you use the more you pay there's no upper limit. What I don't understand is why the standing cost has gone up so much. its all a big con

 

[Squag1]

Same here with standing charge.
RIP OFF.
Talking of excess profits taxation.
Can't think of proper phrase.

 

[derek kelly]

Are you sure?
Ofgem have capped the energy price to a maximum of 80%.

Energy price cap explained

The energy price cap is a limit on the price people pay for their energy. The price cap has been replaced by the Energy Price Guarantee as the cap on consumer energy bills until April 2024.

www.ofgem.gov.uk

Yep, confirmation email from British gas.

 

[Pow-Lo]

My energy bills are fixed until December 2023

Mine are fixed to September 2024.

Are you sure?
Ofgem have capped the energy price to a maximum of 80%.

Energy price cap explained

The energy price cap is a limit on the price people pay for their energy. The price cap has been replaced by the Energy Price Guarantee as the cap on consumer energy bills until April 2024.

www.ofgem.gov.uk

If it’s a fixed price for a set period, then yes. It’s a legally binding contract.

 

[Minkey]

I'm with Octopus on a fix until June 2023 and I'm dreading how much it is going to go up a friend told me her monthly payment went up from £65 to £126 a month I've just purchased some oil and it had gone up £200

 

[derek kelly]

Just wondering if it’s worth investing in solar panels

 

[derek kelly]

Just remembering a guy I used to know, ex engineer, he had a Rayburn & plumbed his central heating to it, he used to go into the woods opposite his house & collect fallen branches, he’d then chop them up on his home made bench saw made from an old Bedford engine, he always had a shed full of fuel, his gas bill was zero.

 

[Jaws]

It is OAP's that really worry me.
A single OAP gets just £8000 PA.
I can see a lot of heart ache in the coming months

I do wish to goodness the media would stop with the bullshit meaningless blurb re prices
Average Joe needs to know what unit prices are rising to ( at least an average unit price )
For most, the touted 'PRICE CAP' is meaningless

Biggest bugbear and unwarranted hike is the standing charges
Twice in recent days reps from energy companies have been put on the spot to explain and neither could give a direct answer
I was shouting at the telly.. the answer is simple and a single word.. PROFITEERING

 

[Jaws]

Just remembering a guy I used to know, ex engineer, he had a Rayburn & plumbed his central heating to it, he used to go into the woods opposite his house & collect fallen branches, he’d then chop them up on his home made bench saw made from an old Bedford engine, he always had a shed full of fuel, his gas bill was zero.

Wood, one of the few fuels that warms you twice
Once when cutting and again when burning

 

[derek kelly]

Wood, one of the few fuels that warms you twice
Once when cutting and again when burning

Three times, don’t forget collecting it.

 

[DLN1965]

Three times, don’t forget collecting it.

Four times ….. you forgot to include running away from the person who owns the land and tree !!

 

[Cas]

My neighbour has just dropped off his house key while he goes away for the weekend, Me and the Mrs has now got somewhere warm to go this weekend, wee takeaway and the heating on full bung. Maybe even get a few washings done, and dried