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derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Eating fish is supposed to increase intelligence,

so why do Eskimo's live in houses made out of ice cubes?
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
derek kelly said:
Eating fish is supposed to increase intelligence,

so why do Eskimo's live in houses made out of ice cubes?
cos theres no trees in the Arctic circle you dunce!!! :bang:
 
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exhornet900

Guest
Cus they're not paying 'average house prices' of several years wages for their working life.

House melts? Cut a few cubes more.
Want an extension? Tell that polar bear to fick orf cus you want the land his arse is on.
Can't be bothered going out for food? Cut a hole in the floor and catch your blubbered seal.

Not sure about a conservatory on the back though.
 
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Gerrard

Guest
Cold..

Well I think they all live in ice houses because they dont have to pay any council tax.
( Its all frozen) 8ree!
 
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