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Fight, Fight, Fight......?

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
derek kelly said:
One thing I have learnt is never fight a woman so.......

Pink is a wonderful colour for a woman's bike.

But not a mans
Absolutely!! And the next line (from Lumpy!!) -

yes girls can ride bikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R#?

I love this forum - its sooooooo much fun!!!!!! :yo: :neenaw:

Marcella - Do I have to take it easy on him?!?!? :p And can I have tea instead of coffee!!! :k

p0pc0rn41
 
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marcella

Guest
Smix said:
Absolutely!! And the next line (from Lumpy!!) -

yes girls can ride bikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R#?

I love this forum - its sooooooo much fun!!!!!! :yo: :neenaw:

Marcella - Do I have to take it easy on him?!?!? :p And can I have tea instead of coffee!!! :k

p0pc0rn41
oh yes smix! there would be no one to feed the horses if you wrecked derek! (plus i hear he's handy with a kettle and buttie making too!) and tea no probs.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
marcella said:
oh yes smix! there would be no one to feed the horses if you wrecked derek! (plus i hear he's handy with a kettle and buttie making too!) and tea no probs.



You wait till you try my Bacon, Marmalade, & garlic sarnies. :lick:
 
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marcella

Guest
derek kelly said:
You wait till you try my Bacon, Marmalade, & garlic sarnies. :lick:
3ck04 just you stick the fookin kettle on then! i'll supply the sarnies?
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
marcella said:
3ck04 just you stick the fookin kettle on then! i'll supply the sarnies?
Let the skirts put the kettle on and make the sarnies :bang:
whats the point of keeping them if they dont earn it
its blokes like you that give them big ideas about what their capable of
 
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marcella

Guest
gypsy said:
Let the skirts put the kettle on and make the sarnies :bang:
whats the point of keeping them if they dont earn it
its blokes like you that give them big ideas about what their capable of
have you got any horses gyppo?
 
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marcella

Guest
gypsy said:
only the ones cleverly disguised as burgers :yo:
:lol: :lol: i reckon smix could well be paying you a visit mate! MARQUIS OF QUEENSBERRY mind! no dirty fightingb0x2
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
marcella said:
:lol: :lol: i reckon smix could well be paying you a visit mate! MARQUIS OF QUEENSBERRY mind! no dirty fightingb0x2
She would never find me as there are no shoe shop round here
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
bunch of nutters - bacon marmalade And Garlic??!!! :puke: I've heard of kippers and marmalade?? - but garlic??????? You're no wanting visitors then Derek?:eek:

Don't need a shoe shop - a friend showed me how to use the TomTom sat nav - its ded simple - originally designed so that men didn't have to stop and ask for directions! b0x1 And I don't need any more shoes -got some pink stilleto boots to match the bike!!!! HURRAH!!!!! :yo: :p

:k :k
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
lumpy said:
Are you sure? You'll be telling me they can parallel park next!!:k
Forgot this one! - course I can't parallel park - its a bike - no reverse gear!! No need to parallel park!!! :neenaw: In the car I just drive round until I find a space I can drive in and out of!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p :lol:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
lumpy said:
GPS doesn't work and costs a fortune. Ask Bert and Eddie. A full tank to do 3 miles was it?
It worked the other day :bow: - must be how you use it - maybe they need to ask for instructions - or is that like asking for directions?????!!!b0x1 h1d1ng2

p0pc0rn41
 
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marcella

Guest
Smix said:
bunch of nutters - bacon marmalade And Garlic??!!! I've heard of kippers and marmalade?? - but garlic??????? You're no wanting visitors then Derek?

Don't need a shoe shop - a friend showed me how to use the TomTom sat nav - its ded simple - originally designed so that men didn't have to stop and ask for directions! And I don't need any more shoes -got some pink stilleto boots to match the bike!!!! HURRAH!!!!! :yo: :p

:k
we've already had the thigh high boot conversation/thread with artemis smix and she posted proof:yo: i'v no wish to turn a wrestle thread into another worshiping leather clad female threadp0pc0rn41 (you can if you like) just dont lead some of these ould growlers closer to heart malfunction:yo:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
marcella said:
we've already had the thigh high boot conversation/thread with artemis smix and she posted proof i'v no wish to turn a wrestle thread into another worshiping leather clad female thread (you can if you like) just dont lead some of these ould growlers closer to heart malfunction:yo:
couldn't possibly compete with thigh highs!!!! :eek: :bow: Might reconsider when I have the leathers to match the bike!!!:yo: - and no, they won't be all pink!!! might post proof of riding Bird with pink stillettos then!!!!! :neenaw: :p
 
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marcella

Guest
Smix said:
:k :blush: leathers not due til May - long wait!!!
no worries smix we'll wait,,,better be more up to date than robbo's leathered up shot that was posted not long back:p "phew!" FASHION ASSAULT:p
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
marcella said:
no worries smix we'll wait,,,better be more up to date than robbo's leathered up shot that was posted not long back:p "phew!" FASHION ASSAULT:p
Think you guys might think pink and purple leathers are a fashion assault!!! h1d1ng2 but we'll see!:yo:
 
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