He’s always rubbing off on me, dirty little oik that he is.Stop it, Beakers rubbing off on you....did you find the rest of that post?
I worked it out in the end. I think
He’s always rubbing off on me, dirty little oik that he is.Stop it, Beakers rubbing off on you....did you find the rest of that post?
I'll be sure and drop you off a power saw for it - if it's anything like the MK hospital food; still chewing that bugger from 2 years ago LOLTo be fair lunch and dinner have been quite good, and in HDU they did the toast to order just the ward breakfast a bit dodgy. Roast beef coming for lunch so that'll be interesting
How can you have bad toast??With the exception of the toast on the ward all the food was really good, in fact the whole hospital experience was really good.
I have sadly experienced the other end of the scale in Hereford hospital and Worcester hospital.
The pain is under control and I'm enjoying the immediate improvements.
That’s perfect toast. Should never be more than ‘frightened’ bread.Soggy. Bread was toasted then buttered then put on trolley then took ages to get to customer, therefore bad toast.
Tosh.That’s perfect toast. Should never be more than ‘frightened’ bread.
Balderdash.Tosh.
Best toast is very dark, bordering on burnt, left to cool then buttered followed by a thin smear of marmite.
Bliss.
Thanks mate, I'm hoping to go home tomorrow, but no one seems to know...Good luck and a speedy recovery.
1. Does the idiot nurse have big tits?"Ward lights come on a 07:00 immediately followed by the grumpy bitch with soggy toast and cornflakes. Daft nurse saying your blood pressure is low have you been drinking water during the night"
Ward lights and breakfast at 7.00 ? Not for me stuck in Guys hospital at present. 6.00 am breakfast and nil by mouth thereafter till after the "procedure", originally booked for yesterday but cancelled without me being told. So nil by mouth yesterday till after 4.00, though then I didn't even get breakfast.
Daft nurse? Mine has been requiring a (finger) prick test every morning for last two for diabetes. When I go for procedure, junior doctor says to me, oh your diabetic. No I'm not I said. Why have you been doing a test then he asks the nurse, whose grasp of English and ability to read seems limited. Reply unclear ( well like much of what she says).
Food? I think it's about as good as my school food 50 years ago. Which translates into poor.
Fellow patients. Neighbour put on some wailing music at 6.00 am presumably morning prayer, after which he proceeds to shout down his phone. Thank god he went home today.
So yes, not happy. But the doctors specialise in kidney stuff which is what I need, so have to put up with it.
"Event better"?Balderdash.
Best toast is hot so the butter melts and soaks in. Then, either a thin smear of marmite or cherry jam. Event better is peanut butter with a thin spread of cherry jam on top of that.
This type of toast works even better when an event is taking place. Duh, obvious much!"Event better"?
Please explain.
How can you have bad toast??
so you just gave them your undies?I went into hospital a week early for a preop, taking urine sample and stuff, .
Drop it in dog shit, add jam then taste....simples.