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Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
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I've just finished a long hard 12hr day shift at work and thought I'd do a quick "catch up" on here before passing out for the night.


I'm now rolling around with laughter :lol:


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Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Another good call Artie, but again wrong!:-0)
Gotta be Reefer then.
Feck off.........Twat. Learned how to use the brakes on a bike yet?
Mick's a damn site more sensible with braking than you are! Does it not sink in? So far three people have said that you did the same thing in front of them on a roundabout. Statistically speaking, it is unlikely that all three are in the wrong and you were right to brake on a roundabout.

I was on the back of one of those three that you did your damnedest to take out. I hold a full bike licence too. so I do know that of which I speak.

You are a danger to other road users.

End of!!!
 

Barrie

Registered User
Maybe this guy should ask Murt for some lessons. On second thoughts, I like Murt, wouldn't want to put him in danger.
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Not really sure, but it's the first time EVER I've had a bike attack me from the right on a roundabout
I think it depends on the line he takes going into the thre'penny bit!

With you he must have gone into it from the right hand lane then cut across left (from your right), with us, he entered from the left lane with us following from the right lane in the accepted stagger pattern, then he cut to the right, across us, then BRAKED!!!! FFS!

OK third victim, what line did you get the attack from?
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Maybe this guy should ask Murt for some lessons.

In a lot of cases that's the problem (IMHO). Twats like this one think they're riding God's and won't admit they have a weakness or two that further tuition could help with.:-0)
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
In a lot of cases that's the problem (IMHO). Twats like this one think they're riding God's and won't admit they have a weakness or two that further tuition could help with.:-0)

yer supposed to be "nice" to fellow club members no2
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
yer supposed to be "nice" to fellow club members no2

Andy mate......as No.2 in the Crap Riders Club I always do my utmost to support fellow crap riders.

This guy sounds like he could teach us a thing or two about crap riding !! :-0)
 

andyBeaker

Moderator
Staff member
Moderator
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Oh yes. I'm going to set my alarm a bit earlier so I can catch up on this thread before i go to work tomorrow. Will get the day off to a flying start,

Some people just don't know when a dignified retreat might be appropriate.
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Haven't enjoyed myself so much since my mates cat jumped onto the top of his hot tub for a nap, only to find the cover was off.
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mick the knife

Registered User
I think it depends on the line he takes going into the thre'penny bit!

With you he must have gone into it from the right hand lane then cut across left (from your right), with us, he entered from the left lane with us following from the right lane in the accepted stagger pattern, then he cut to the right, across us, then BRAKED!!!! FFS!

OK third victim, what line did you get the attack from?

My near death experiance occured while I was in the left side of the road to take third exit on a mini-roundabout in standard staggered formation, while super twat was on the right hand side of said round. Half way round super twat decides its way to tight to get a Firelade round and sits up aiming for the ENTRANCE on to the roundabout at the second junction. This wonderfull manuver put him side on to me, without sharp braking he'd have t-boned me.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
My near death experiance occured while I was in the left side of the road to take third exit on a mini-roundabout in standard staggered formation, while super twat was on the right hand side of said round. Half way round super twat decides its way to tight to get a Firelade round and sits up aiming for the ENTRANCE on to the roundabout at the second junction. This wonderfull manuver put him side on to me, without sharp braking he'd have t-boned me.

OOOOOOOOOOOO i and a few others on have had that done to us before and our rider even did it on normal bends ie he was still going straight as we were trying to turn, i vowed never to ride with the rider and i never have. Nice cup of tea and 5 rollies later and i could talk to the others again.
 
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bishbosh

Guest
This is all going to end in SteveBiker being kicked off proper. He's a troll, maybe not to start with, but is now cause he doesn't know when to back off and instead of sponsoring and putting through some sort of appology via PM to the relevant parties he decided to poke the fire with this thread.

I mean if Jaws and the ladies replied on here saying their conflab has been squared then there would be a road back, a long one but still.


SteveBiker, here is one life lesson....


are you ready....







it's the person that is funny, not the joke.

Web forums, work colleagues and infact any group of people will not accept your jokes until they like you first; fact of life I'm afraid. Don't think meeting up with people on here and doing some rides is a doorway to being a knob, it's not, you have to wait until they let you in and that may or may not happen.

You have squandered any chance of building bridges, so learn and move on fella.
 
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