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My great,great,great uncle Chris was one of the last British officers to be Drummed Out of the Army in India, full parade, buttons cut off his uniform, sword broken over the CO's knee, the full works.
He got caught shagging the Colonels missus!!
When Unc returned to the UK, the colonels missus came back with him............when the colonel finally left the Army a few years later, he moved in with them too...................cosy.
And if we go further back, there is a character called Juan Jewello (John Jewell- the Jewell name has carried on ever since as a middle name in the family), he was Bishop of Salisbury - and is indeed buried in one of the side aisles - a lecturer at london university at age 14, he was an advisor to QE1 for a while, but pissed her off somehow and was exiled to Battenburg - no not the cake - returning several years later having been pardoned, there is a picture of him in the national gallery, although not on display.
Sort of in between the two, there was the Whiteacre family who built a forge in Walton le Dale and made a fortune, we still own a lot of land and houses over there, all on peppercorn rents "in perpetuitity" so worth sod all, but its nice to own a bit of england, even thgough its on the wrong side of the penines.
There is a Whiteacre (now Whittaker) family grave in the Churchyard at Walton.
Well you did ask.........