ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !

[Duck n Dive]

What's a "bood mood" lard arse?

The sort you get when you can't find the spullchucker.......

 

[gypsy]

So that makes it all right then does it ?

Got some news for you - wars are started that way.

This forum has turned from being a friendly, good natured site (when Anth and John started it), to a "knuckle-draggers free for all".

Lumpy - when was the last time you actually contributed anything vaguely fucking useful ?

Wolfie - Are you sleeping with Lumpy ?

Gypsy - As it happens I have a life (quite a good one actually), so who the fuck are you to tell me to get one ?

Tossers

Not that i give a shit anyway but
pull your neck in you numpty i was refering to Lumpy
"Ah the joys of being a non smoking Senator owner "
do you own a senator ?
do you actually read the posts before you put your mouth into gear? p0pc0rn41

 

[Bob Pinder]

Not that i give a shit anyway but
pull your neck in you numpty i was refering to Lumpy
"Ah the joys of being a non smoking Senator owner "
do you own a senator ?
do you actually read the posts before you put your mouth into gear? p0pc0rn41

and you can fuck off as well cos I don't drive a senator b0x1

 

[RHINO]

and you can fuck off as well cos I don't drive a senator b0x1

LOL, Lumpy owns the last one in captivity, all the others ran through a puddle once and fell apart when they hit a bump.

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Lumpy - when was the last time you actually contributed anything vaguely fucking useful ?

Wolfie - Are you sleeping with Lumpy ?

Gypsy - As it happens I have a life (quite a good one actually), so who the fuck are you to tell me to get one ?

Tossers

Thats such a short list out of hundreds of contributors. I am a relatively new member to the forum and what goes on here doesnt suprise me and doesnt upset me, if it did I could always leave and start up one of my own forums with my own rules. Do you already belong to another forum, how do they behave on there ?

Anyway I dont know whether to please pleased or upset that I am not on your list !!!

Baz.

PS........

Black is obviously the best, the FI, the bar risers, mirror extenders, crusie control, hugger and double bubble man8um

PPS........ Have you ever considered a counsellor h1t1t

 

[Jaws]

Excuse me... is this the place for the 20 minute argument or the full hour one ?

I paid for the full hour.. Can someone direct me please ?

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Excuse me... is this the place for the 20 minute argument or the full hour one ?

I paid for the full hour.. Can someone direct me please ?

Theres a weird old man in Thetford I know, hes usually up for a good one b0x1

 

[Jaws]

May I just say............................................................













































































Wibble

 

[bitontheside]

May I just say............................................................













































































Wibble

NO YOU CAN'T!

 

[Duck n Dive]

Wrong place for arguments JAWS mate.... this is insults.......

arguments are three doors up on left after the sign that say the judean peoples front...... splitters.......

 

[SILVERONE]

NigeJ,
Your absolutely right, we all hate each other so much that we regularly communicate with each other by phone and stay at each others houses...

Not to mention that we have a long weekensd in each others company at least once a year ('BASH').

We ride together in large groups and there's a lot of trust between most of us and this site is a form of release after a serious day behind

Didn't have you down as a lorry driver as well 'Rhino'

 

[Duck n Dive]

Didn't have you down as a lorry driver as well 'Rhino'

Hey, that just gave me a "memory moment"...... don't know why but suddenly into my head came that tune from Not The Nine O'clock News all those years ago..... what was it called now...... "we love trucking"??

 

[D.S.]

Best thread for ages, congratulations Nige J :bow:
Personally, I think you've missed the point Nige; they're actually all a bunch of "middle aged" knuckle draggers, who in order to compensate for their flagging sex lives, little penises, middle age spreads, Farah trousers and lack of riding ability purchase a super dooper bargebird and bore everyone down the pub with stories about how fasssssssssssssttttttttt they go (mainly to their non-riding mates and the spotty teenager who sits in the corner & rides a 125).
Hope I haven't offended anyone (especially you Nige as you're my hero and you once bought me a curry, although you didn't know anything about it at the time p0pc0rn41 )

 

[Duck n Dive]

Best thread for ages, congratulations Nige J :bow:
Personally, I think you've missed the point Nige; they're actually all a bunch of "middle aged" knuckle draggers, who in order to compensate for their flagging sex lives, little penises, middle age spreads, Farah trousers and lack of riding ability purchase a super dooper bargebird and bore everyone down the pub with stories about how fasssssssssssssttttttttt they go (mainly to their non-riding mates and the spotty teenager who sits in the corner & rides a 125).
Hope I haven't offended anyone (especially you Nige as you're my hero and you once bought me a curry, although you didn't know anything about it at the time p0pc0rn41 )

Oy.... I resent that............... I do not wear Farah's trousers....... they'd never fit me and her hair is so much better than mine............

 

[Wolfie]

Best thread for ages, congratulations Nige J :bow:
Personally, I think you've missed the point Nige; they're actually all a bunch of "middle aged" knuckle draggers, who in order to compensate for their flagging sex lives, little penises, middle age spreads, Farah trousers and lack of riding ability purchase a super dooper bargebird and bore everyone down the pub with stories about how fasssssssssssssttttttttt they go (mainly to their non-riding mates and the spotty teenager who sits in the corner & rides a 125).
Hope I haven't offended anyone (especially you Nige as you're my hero and you once bought me a curry, although you didn't know anything about it at the time p0pc0rn41 )

spoken like a true "owned a efi blackbird once shoulda brought the carb one" geezer.

 

[Bob Pinder]

ding dong

 

[stan the man]

hey joe..........

they're actually all a bunch of "middle aged" knuckle draggers, who in order to compensate for their flagging sex lives, little penises, middle age spreads, Farah trousers and lack of riding ability purchase a super dooper bargebird and bore everyone down the pub with stories about how fasssssssssssssttttttttt they go (mainly to their non-riding mates and the spotty teenager who sits in the corner & rides a 125).

we're not all like fat bert ya know.....























some of us don't have middle aged spreads :violin:

 

[ianrobbo1]

just got back in from work and read this lot!! :bow: fekin BRILL Nige!! :bow: oh how I laughed this morning when I first read your post!! :bow: I must say you have certainly stirred things up on here!! so now we can all expect twice the amount of traffic when theres a "lively" discussion like this, great I say :bow:


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BTW do you know anyone called Clive??

 

[stan the man]

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smix]

Well - best thread so far!!!!!!! Fantastic!!! Haven't laughed so much in ages!!!!!! R#? would have been a coffee keyboard moment but I ran out of coffee!!!

As a girlie and not a "middle aged" knuckle dragger (etc, etc) - who got a red FI 'barge' bird three yrs ago by accident (was a nice color ) I think this is the best site ever!!!!!! :yo: the Piss taking is the bit that gives the laughs, and if you've read only a few posts, you can work that out - well, you should!!!!!!!!!!!! If not, get a grip? h1d1ng2 I've only met a couple of people from the site, but its fantastically friendly to a 'new bod'!! (even a girl with a real pink bird!!)

Hurrah to everyone who makes it fun - keep it going!!!!!!!! PLEASES !!! :k