End of Season Bash - the truth~~!!

[fat bert]

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In an effort to physche himself up for the guitar solo of a lifetime......

DB enters a state of tantra-induced meditation

 

[fat bert]

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I SAID another pint of Guiness ya deaf bastid !!

 

[fat bert]

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Told ya that operation would affect your eyesight Simsie!!!!

Borrox says he - it's a lifetime of masturbation that did it!!

 

[fat bert]

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It's as true as I stand here like a teapot!!

 

[fat bert]

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Not a Teapot - just a knob head his wife [Anya] confirms

 

[fat bert]

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Who Yam calling a Knob Head Brummie?

 

[fat bert]

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If I drink this glass of pi$$ will it get rid of the daft grin on my face???

 

[fat bert]

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No Moog but it'll help you dance like a jessie!!

 

[fat bert]

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What the fook you looking at?

 

[fat bert]

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It may only be 08.30 in the morning but the bar's open isn't it??

Boy can that Chinky sup some ale!!!

 

[fat bert]

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It's an easy game mate - just put ya hnds in ya troosers then pot the two reds

 

[fat bert]

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I'm telling you straight mate - sleeping OUTSIDE the tent gave me a serious stiff neck

I wish Jon hadn't told her the full story of the Assen Kangeroo's then I wouldn't have been outside the bloody tent all night!!!!

 

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Does my arse look big in this tent???

 

[fat bert]

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The morning after~~~~~

"Bugger my head hurts" [no pun Simsie!!!]

LORNA - More Coffee!!!!!

 

[fat bert]

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Legs like knots in cotton.

I've seen more muscle on an Anorexic Biafran Chicken!

 

[fat bert]

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They never had food like this in Sangatte

 

[fat bert]

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Bugger - the mother of all hangovers!!

 

[fat bert]

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Edited 20 Oct 2003

 

[fat bert]

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I am vanting you memsab to be getting out of de tent

You are having de phone calls from Gin Waller Pinder is losing his vallet

I am be thanking for you calling - ping - next one please

 

[fat bert]

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I'm telling you...when I left home it was a phooking Blackbird

Now Pete1100's had a go at it - it's a blukbeard.speares and it's lost 1037cc