donkies

[dayglow]

.. hostility day at cheltenham races fer me tomorrow ... know nothing about donkies
or form... any tipsters out there????w;;v

regards:bow:
bayglow

 

[bitontheside]

.. hostility day at cheltenham races fer me tomorrow ... know nothing about donkies
or form... any tipsters out there????w;;v

regards:bow:
bayglow

Four legs - face the front when on-board and don't get too close to the one in front!

 

[dayglow]

Four legs - face the front when on-board and don't get too close to the one in front!

..OK smart ass... which is the front ???:bang:

regards
hayslow

 

[ianrobbo1]

I know one thing, leave your wallet at home!! :dunno:

 

[Coggy]

Wait until there's a field of two, and bet to win or place.

You'll be quids in...
%$fan

 

[dayglow]

... foggy....no race with just 2 donkies in...:dunno: .. theory no good my son


...ironrobbot...thought thats why peeps go.... donate money to bookies benevelasnt fund... they tell me its fun c7u8



... still don't know which is the front end of one though :bang: ... which may be a problem when betting on the nose

regardsbrok3
playdow

 

[ianrobbo1]

... still don't know which is the front end of one though :bang: ... which may be a problem when betting on the nose
playdow

one end stinks thats the arse end, the other end bites, thats the front end!!

I think!! :dunno:

 

[stan the man]

one end stinks thats the arse end, the other end bites, thats the front end!!

I think!! :dunno:

been close to bert have ya ian ....

and dickhow,wallet to races = brok3

 

[Wolfie]

a little clue maybe?????

 

[ianrobbo1]

two horses arse's!!! your just trying to confuse the issue Wilf!! :t

 

[Wolfie]

two horses arse's!!! your just trying to confuse the issue Wilf!! :t

nah its a pushme pullme

 

[Mac166]

They taste good in a casserol served with mash

 

[Coggy]

One of my son's friends had a father that made a living as a professional gambler.

We got him to ask how he did it, and got the reply that he bet on the favourite losing.
After much head scratching, I kept my day job...
c7u8

 

[dayglow]

... well... not an insider tip between ya... looks like pin in programme and fat wallet on a fast diet c7u8


regards:yo:
saygo

 

[bitontheside]

..OK smart ass... which is the front ???:bang:

regards
hayslow

sayso - the front end eats the hay - the back end gets rid of it. I hope this helps. :bow:

 

[Coggy]

In one of my student digs was the 90 year old father of the owner of the house.

He used to study the racing paper all day and was always in the Betting Shop
His technique was to bet on more than one horse in each race.
He seemed to do OK, and always had money for the next days racing
%$fan

 

[Coggy]

So, tell us Dayglow

How much did you win following my advice?
:bow: :bow: :bow:

 

[dayglow]

well the day went like this....

4 races ?10 bet per race... first race won on nolan.. ?44.80

second race 5th

... 3rd race the foookin thing fell

... 4th race payed out on 4th on a place bet ..

total income ?78.90

profit ?38.90 ...

regards

laydow

 

[derek kelly]

profit ?38.90 ...

regards

laydow

Price of Beer x 4 at ?5 per pint = ?20
Price of burger x 1 = ?8
Hire of binoculars = ?15
price of brolly = ?6

cheaper to watch it on tv.

 

[dayglow]

Price of Beer x 4 at ?5 per pint = ?20
Price of burger x 1 = ?8
Hire of binoculars = ?15
price of brolly = ?6

cheaper to watch it on tv.

well it would have merrick belly is i had paid for anything....



twas a hostility day so everything was provided.. food, drink etc etc:lick:



twas worth the experience... atmosphere was infectious... but kings can keep their sport as i will not be making a habit of it





until the next hostility invitation that is

regards:yo:
maygow