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[derek kelly]

One I've heard used by a certain young lady at work 'Creaming the lettuce'

 

[Greb]

Sounds like a classy bird (no not that bird)

 

[Jaws]

Sounds like a classy bird (no not that bird)

Is she blue then ? ( the ONLY colour a classy bird can possibly be ! LOL !! )

 

[ianrobbo1]

One I've heard used by a certain young lady at work 'Creaming the lettuce'

is that anything like "shaking the lettuce"??? :dunno: I only ask as I've seen that phrase used somewhere on this site!!

 

[derek kelly]

is that anything like "shaking the lettuce"??? :dunno: I only ask as I've seen that phrase used somewhere on this site!!

When she goes for a pee say's "I'm off to wet my lettuce"

 

[gerryc]

When she goes for a pee say's "I'm off to wet my lettuce"

I hope you don't eat the salad at workuke:

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Excelllent first post. Now you have set the standard. Don't lose it

say`s the man who wears fluffy slippers and shorts in the middle of winter............. h1d1ng2

 

[1200Pete]

5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy
Boat Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

Punchin' the chipmunk !!!! I don't know I supose its got a certain ring to it b0x1