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Codbasher

Registered User
I thought it was called Frigging when women do the finger shuffle.....

Officially though it must be masturbation.. :dunno:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
even......

robbin US of what little pleasures we men get....bastids :cry: :cry:



























nice to watch though :lick: :rolleyes:
 
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Coggy

Guest
I'm sure they've got a very sweet and harmless sounding name for it

%$fan
Not that they do anything like that of course
:eek:
 
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Trumpet

Guest
Coggy said:
I'm sure they've got a very sweet and harmless sounding name for it

%$fan
Not that they do anything like that of course
:eek:

Paddling the Canoe ? :p
 
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JIMMY

Guest
5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy
Boat Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket
 

Biker Babe

Registered User
My god, but you men are sooooooooo shallow...... :lol: bl4hbl4h

And I might of known that it would be you who started it Wolfie h1d1ng2
 

stan the man

you are not capable
JIMMY said:
5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy
Boat Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

that's some first post you have there jimmy :eek: welcome..you'll fit right in with this bunch of reprobates
 

Punchy

Registered User
Wolfie said:
when playing with themselves.
wank or masturbate?????

I would imagine the correct term is Msbate or Mrsbate or Missbate

:dunno:
.
 
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BraXX

Guest
they say they're more modern thing

because tis digital while men are still manual
 

gerryc

Registered User
I don't believe wimmin do such a thing.

However being the open minded type I am I'll happily review any photograpic or video evidence anyone can provide before making my final decision.

Demonstations in person will also be acceptable.:lick:
 
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Adam Rickenberg

Guest
Gerry...

gerryc said:
I don't believe wimmin do such a thing.

However being the open minded type I am I'll happily review any photograpic or video evidence anyone can provide before making my final decision.

Demonstations in person will also be acceptable.:lick:
I like the way you think! :yo:

Can I join your investigative panel to confirm the said practise?
 
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bitontheside

Guest
Form an orderley queue behing gerryc! :bow:

And welcome jimmy - belting first post! :lol:
 

gerryc

Registered User
Adam said:
Can I join your investigative panel to confirm the said practise?
I think the panel will be easy to assemble its getting the live evidence that will be the trouble.

It could take time, it could take dedication, it could take a few quid in the right drinking establishment. I will not be phased however and I'm sure I'll rise to the challenge:rolleyes:
 
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Black Knight

Guest
JIMMY said:
5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy
Boat Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket
Hmmm - Funny, my Mrs calls it shopping.:dunno:

Doesn't usually involve beans though, mainly shoes!brok3
 
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