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Daughters

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Why is it that when they leave home you see them more often than when they lived at home?

Why is it that when they arrange for a plumber/tiler/plasterer etc they just assume you have nothing better to do as they are too busy going to blackpool to meet the tradesman?

Why is it that when they ask you to do a job in their house they assume that not only will you provide free labour you will also provide all the materials/tools etc & a lifetime guarantee?

Why is it that when you go to their house they sit with a jumper on & a blanket round them stating that they are warm never mind that you are freezing yet when they come round your house they complain at being cold & ask for the fire on & central heating turning up?


Why is it that when they live at home they complain that they have no friends yet your phone bill tells a different story?

why is it that they can leave all the lights in the house on & all the doors open yet when you borrow their car for a short journey they complain about you using their diesel?
 
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ricardo5zero

Guest
Because Daddies love their daughters more than anything else in the world !! - so, all these things dont really matter! My lass is only 16 months old, but already she knows she can twist me round her little finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
ricardo5zero said:
Because Daddies love their daughters more than anything else in the world !! - so, all these things dont really matter! My lass is only 16 months old, but already she knows she can twist me round her little finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!


agree to that, and boys are just feckin wimps who want their mummy all the time!!!!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
So the conclusion is guys that we have ourselves to blame for women being devious & cunning.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
derek kelly said:
So the conclusion is guys that we have ourselves to blame for women being devious & cunning.


that and the fact that they aint normal.
 
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ricardo5zero

Guest
derek kelly said:
So the conclusion is guys that we have ourselves to blame for women being devious & cunning.

Sounds about right to me m8. We are willing to do anything for them from the minute they are born -cant really blame them for taking advantage. :bang:
 
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ricardo5zero

Guest
americanexpress said:
:dunno: but dont you just love them??

More than words can say! - and boy, dont they know it !!!
 
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bitontheside

Guest
derek kelly said:
Why is it that when they leave home you see them more often than when they lived at home?

Why is it that when they arrange for a plumber/tiler/plasterer etc they just assume you have nothing better to do as they are too busy going to blackpool to meet the tradesman?

Why is it that when they ask you to do a job in their house they assume that not only will you provide free labour you will also provide all the materials/tools etc & a lifetime guarantee?

Why is it that when you go to their house they sit with a jumper on & a blanket round them stating that they are warm never mind that you are freezing yet when they come round your house they complain at being cold & ask for the fire on & central heating turning up?


Why is it that when they live at home they complain that they have no friends yet your phone bill tells a different story?

why is it that they can leave all the lights in the house on & all the doors open yet when you borrow their car for a short journey they complain about you using their diesel?


Don't know - but my daughter is only 7!
 

Barrie

Registered User
americanexpress said:
:dunno: but dont you just love them??
Yes, and they know it. When like me you also have boys who are bikers, KEEP THE FECKIN GARAGE LOCKED.
 
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Bikerbaby

Guest
so i'm not the only one who has my daddy around my little finger then????But it's a well known fact dad's will do anything for their kids
 
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Valley Boy Greg

Guest
So you managed to get them to leave then Derek -

i look forward to seeing them once a week when they visit as they LIVE in their bedrooms and only surface for food now and again.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Valley Boy Greg said:
So you managed to get them to leave then Derek -
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Not quite, youngest has bought a house & was supposed to be moving into it in January but she is still at home, she is talking of selling it as soon as it is ready. :rolleyes:
 
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osprey03

Guest
derek kelly said:
they are too busy going to blackpool to meet the tradesman?QUOTE]

Why go over to Blackpool ? Don't you have any local tradesman ??
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
I've two girls and I'd do anything for them!! :dunno: but don't tell em or they'll have me jumping through hoops!! :rolleyes:
mind you the three boys can make a bloody nuisance of themselves when they all get going together!! :bang:
kids eh?? who'd have em!! :rolleyes: :blush:
 
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