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Just found out that Gary Barlow has blocked me on facebook & I don’t know why, whatever I said, whatever I did I didn’t mean it.
At long last they are making a sequel to the exorcist, a man hires the Devil to get a priest out of his son.
The Internet has become too politically correct.
What's all this nonsense about disabled cookies?
In my day, they were called broken biscuits.
My girlfriend said if this tweet gets 100 retweets we'll try anal.
So please don't retweet, her strap on is huge and it really scares me
My mate just phoned me in tears.
His wife just left him taking his Bob Marley CDs and the satellite dish.
Poor bastard. No woman no sky.
My friend was thinking of getting a Labrador.
I had to talk him out of it:
"Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?!?"
I invented a new golf ball that’ll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches.
Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.
Apparently anti-mosquito sprays cause hallucinations?
I didn't believe it at first until a mosquito told me about it.
What's all this nonsense about disabled cookies?
In my day, they were called broken biscuits.
My girlfriend said if this tweet gets 100 retweets we'll try anal.
So please don't retweet, her strap on is huge and it really scares me
My mate just phoned me in tears.
His wife just left him taking his Bob Marley CDs and the satellite dish.
Poor bastard. No woman no sky.
My friend was thinking of getting a Labrador.
I had to talk him out of it:
"Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?!?"
I invented a new golf ball that’ll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches.
Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.
Apparently anti-mosquito sprays cause hallucinations?
I didn't believe it at first until a mosquito told me about it.
If a hurricane hits Dallas I hope they name it Debbie.
Bumped into an old friend from my days in the RN, I asked him what he was doing now & he told me he prepares meals for the downtrodden, alcoholics & druggies, I said “which charity do you work for?” He said “oh it’s not a charity, I’m a chef at Wetherspoons.”