gypsy
MAN on the PAN
Collection for Tony Bliar...........
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A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster came to a dead halt
in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than
usual."
After a short while , he noticed a police officer walking towards him,
between the lines of stopped cars. He rolled down his window and asked,
"Officer, what's the hold up?"
The constable replied "Tony Blair is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcar and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself
on fire. He says no one believes his stories; about why we went to war in
Iraq, or that there is no pensions crisis, or the worsening economy, or
that constant adding of stealth taxes, or that his education reforms are
going to do any good, or that the health service is safe in his hands, or
that immigration is under control, or that he`s not George Bush`s lapdog, or that his Party's proposed tax cuts won't help anyone except his
wealthy friends, or that his chairmanship of the European Community
hasn`t just led to more power being surrendered to the French.... So
we're taking up a collection for him."
Thoughtfully , the man asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About forty gallons, but a lot of people are
still siphoning........"
and i dont give a flying feck if its been on here before ,seen by every fecker ,racist ,un pc,offensive or whatever it made me smile and ive had a shit week and if anyone wants to make a meal out of it they can come round to my house and slug it out
And that includes you Lumpy you gobshite
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A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster came to a dead halt
in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than
usual."
After a short while , he noticed a police officer walking towards him,
between the lines of stopped cars. He rolled down his window and asked,
"Officer, what's the hold up?"
The constable replied "Tony Blair is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcar and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself
on fire. He says no one believes his stories; about why we went to war in
Iraq, or that there is no pensions crisis, or the worsening economy, or
that constant adding of stealth taxes, or that his education reforms are
going to do any good, or that the health service is safe in his hands, or
that immigration is under control, or that he`s not George Bush`s lapdog, or that his Party's proposed tax cuts won't help anyone except his
wealthy friends, or that his chairmanship of the European Community
hasn`t just led to more power being surrendered to the French.... So
we're taking up a collection for him."
Thoughtfully , the man asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About forty gallons, but a lot of people are
still siphoning........"
and i dont give a flying feck if its been on here before ,seen by every fecker ,racist ,un pc,offensive or whatever it made me smile and ive had a shit week and if anyone wants to make a meal out of it they can come round to my house and slug it out
And that includes you Lumpy you gobshite
