"Cock of the North" (Not you Rolfy"

[Gatso shy]

It all started when I was reading Motor Cycle Nudes,

my Missis looking over my shoulder saw an ad for

"Cock o' the North" and now we are

off to Scarborough to watch Real Road Racing, I know

that............ but she thinks it's a "Big Willy" competition.

Any other B.I.R.D. guy's likely to make it, this weekend.

:lick: :dunno:

 

[ianrobbo1]

OOPS sorry,

spotted ''cock o the north,'' thought you meant me,???
Tina has just informed me it's DICKHEAD of the north, DOH???:B

 

[fat bert]

Wouldn't~~

disagree with you IanRobbo or Mrs IanRobbo]

:f :f :f

 

[markp]

Hey! .......

Why is nobody in the South circumcised?

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'Cos you have to be a complete prick to be a suvener!

:} :f :} :m :}

Norvern cocks are best! :yo:

 

[Jon and Anya]

ROFLMAO

:f :f

 

[Supabird1100]

Re: Hey! .......

Originally posted by markp
Why is nobody in the South circumcised?
'Cos you have to be a complete prick to be a suvener!
Norvern cocks are best! :yo:

And this is coming from peeps that gave us such delights as 'Clog Morris Dancing' !!!!!!!!!!!:} :}

Now if you want to see REAL pricks.....take a look at some of them !!!!!!:f


The south has risen again !!!!!!!!

 

[markp]

Morris Dancing .........

Supa,

Morris dancing is strictly a suvern thing for wufta blokes waving hankies, bells on their calves and loud waistcoats and the odd totty with a sheep's bladder on the end of a stick!

Clogs, however, are dead hard! They are made of leather, give you blisters and you can make sparks on the right kind of cobble-stones. Which is dead impressive with your girlfriend on a Saturday night!

So, that's an own-goal to the suverners (nothing unusual)!

:f :} :f

 

[markp]

Staffordshire .......

Jon & Anya,

where in Staffs?

My Dad came from Meir, South of Longton, on the Uttoxeter road South of Stoke - Anywhere near?

eeeeeeeeee! Small world or what!

 

[Supabird1100]

Ahhhh......But Mark..................

I think you will find, if you study your history of Britain, that Morris Dancing originated in the 'border country' and was rapidly adopted by the Northern Nancies !!!!! :f

As for 'sparking clogs'......down here we prefer 'sparking titanium knee-sliders'.....tends to impress the totty a bit more than some leather and wood footwear creation !!!!!:} :}


Southern Scratchers Rule :}

 

[markp]

Northern nancies!

well, how dare you!

everybody knows that there is no such thing as 'Northern Nancies' and 'Border Country', as everybody knows, starts/finishes @ Oxford.

As for Knee-sliders, we don't have Titanium in the North, the suveners have pinched it all! We have to make do with oak or slate.

:}

 

[Wolfie]

Last i heard was that the northerns had just got farah trousers in the shops and can not get enough of them.

There is now hugh piles of unwanted burgundy stay press trousers all over the place.

That is until the scousers nick them all.:neenaw: :k :neenaw: :k :neenaw:

 

[Supabird1100]

Got An Idea Mark !!!!............

"As for Knee-sliders, we don't have Titanium in the North, the suveners have pinched it all! We have to make do with oak or slate."



You could always strap a clog to each knee (over the top of ya Farrah strides) and....hey presto....sparks as ya go round the corners !!!!!!!:} :}


It's grim up north......It's grim up north !!!!!!!:} :}

 

[markp]

Supa,

I know you think it's funny, but we can't afford to strap footwear to our knees.

Not like u rich suvern bastids who can put Armani & Navy gear on.

We are REALLY poor! Clogs is Saturday night/Sunday best.

We can't lean over on the cobbles as far as u can on the tarmac!

We all know that most of the Northern road-tax is spent repairing southern roads .......

:f

 

[Wolfie]

thats way our roads are shit then, cause you lot never pay for yer road tax, you get a grant for it.:neenaw: :neenaw: :f :m :neenaw:

 

[markp]

and .....................................................

your point is ......................... ?

:f

 

[ianrobbo1]

Great news

I've just heard, we should be getting electricity soon, :f
I'm so looking forward to street lights loik darn saarf, that way we can avoid the droppings from 'T' orse and cart, delivering 'T' hovis along with 'T' coal, E baargum. :f :f


and as for largus bertrumus, I think that was an awfully nasty thing to write about me and I am deeply offended.:m :f

untill your insults above, I intended keeping our secret about your ''dancing'' at the bash, but not now, for all to see rotundus bertrumus mid boogy,:f

 

[fat bert]

LOL @ IanRobbo~~

For a northerner - you aint half a thick TWAT :f :f :k

 

[Grey Wolf]

And whats wrong with Farah
I think she's wonderful
and those teeth & curls
Aint charlie a lucky git:neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw: :m

 

[markp]

Eeeeeeeeee Bah Gum

Have just bought the wife some jewellery for our anniversary ......... :k

She says that the canteen of cutlery (Sheffeld's finest stainless, of course!) will look wonderful on t' sideboard!

:violin:

 

[markp]

Training Wheels!

RIGHT!

Where's those fookin' spanners?

(a blow-torch, or oxy-acetylene cutting gear will do at a push!)

FB - :h !
(and you've got me hard-earned ?10! A week's wages, that is! With overtime!) :violin: