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Church Pew

Punchy

Registered User
An elderly couple were attending church services.
About halfway through, she leans over and says to her husband, "I just had a silent fart --- what do you think I should do?"
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He replies, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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mikew

Guest
stan the man said:
already been done roy....in the just for fun section :p

Stan,

You have to make allowances for Roy, although he rides a Thunderace (well thats?what it says on the side anyway) it is a slow black and silver one, so it?s not unusual for him to be lagging behind everyone else ......


d04l1ng let the fencing begin ......... b0x1
 

stan the man

you are not capable
things do tend to happen at a more sedate pace on ynys mon mikew :dunno: so it could be that's the reason why :dunno: :rolleyes:
 
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mikew

Guest
ah, good point!

I?ll have to remember that in the future!

h1d1ng2
 
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