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Brilliant invention

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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If Vauxhall can do this why can't other manufacturers?

Driving to the Post Office this morning there was a Corsa in front of me, suddenly a big jet of water came pver the top of the Corsa & landed on my windscreen, all I had to do was put my wipers on to clean the windscreen.
All you have to do to get a clean windscreen is drive behind a Vauxhall @tu*

Meant to be "brilliant invention" don't know what a "briiant invention" is
 
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Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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Title sorted for you mate @tu*
 
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bishbosh

Guest
I thought it was just BMW drivers wanting to piss over everyone, though I don't complain on the bike as helps to clean the visor.
 
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Scatman Dave

Guest
Toyota do a similar thing, i was in radio contact with the car in front of mine and he had run out of screenwash, i overtook him (we were on a dual carriageway) and washed my windscreen, he used the spray mist off mine to wash his....... Two for the price of one. Now that's economising!
 
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bishbosh

Guest
I think you will find that us BMW drivers allow you plebs to use our roads so don't get funny or we will stop you!!! :lol:

Oh dear, your one of those as well; explains a lot. :bang:
 
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Birdy_Blue

Guest
Of course sum cnuts use their screen washers when there is a bike following.

So far I been lucky, they smelt of screenwasher.....h1d1ng2
 
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bishbosh

Guest
go on then.

It's a 7 series ....

Not an issue with car, hey I ride a Honda cos it's reliable.

Never met a BM driver who wasn't a pretentious stuck up knob, but there again I may not know you that well to say for sure.

8rfl@
 

Rheumatoid

B.I.R.D Intellectual
Not an issue with car, hey I ride a Honda cos it's reliable.

Never met a BM driver who wasn't a pretentious stuck up knob, but there again I may not know you that well to say for sure.

8rfl@

he certainly has a knob stuck up him regularly by all accounts
 

Pugwash

Registered User
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Quite a *few* years back, my mate had turned one of the nozzles on his screen wash towards the pavement. Much hilarity ensued. :yo:
 
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Scatman Dave

Guest
go on then.

It's a 7 series so not a repmobile but would be interested in your stereotypical blurb, of sorts.

Can't seem to get a decent 24v 3.0 Senator now so this is the next best thing. Don't like the Omega, tried that, prefer RWD, economical, easy to park etc.


Do your indicators work? :D
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Quite a *few* years back, my mate had turned one of the nozzles on his screen wash towards the pavement. Much hilarity ensued. :yo:

Fuck me your easily pleased arnt you!!:eek: me I would have squirted the pedestrians with it, once turned toward the pavement!!:rolleyes:




8rfl@
 
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