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blew the cobwebs....

stan the man

you are not capable
away today.first ride out for over a month,and although not quite summer weather...it was a damn sight warmer than it's been for feckin months.only caught the odd light shower,and by the time i was heading home it was beautifull,loads of sun/clear skies :yo: .met dayglow and tiny tim on the A40 in sennybridge and rode with them to llandovery(blu was with me)and then bert and his far better half turned up(early for a change),so almost a mini sheepfest.jane had to tell him to go to the loo,'cause she wasn't stopping en-route for him,told me a few secrets about him which i will keep for future use d34l .
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Yeah yeah yeah

and she got such a bollocking in the cage "All that ammo you supplied the two welsh muppets with"

and who gave you one of these cos it's the nearest you'll get to a "fork" all summer?
 

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stan the man

you are not capable
Fat Bert said:
and she got such a bollocking in the cage "All that ammo you supplied the two welsh muppets with"

and who gave you one of these cos it's the nearest you'll get to a "fork" all summer?

yeah,i bet she did too.....like fook :tosser: we can see who wears the trousers in "your" house,and it ain't YOU!!!!


hope you took these out of your boot...POOF man8um
 

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Fat Bert

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ROFL!!!!!

stan the man said:
yeah,i bet she did too.....like fook :tosser: we can see who wears the trousers in "your" house,and it ain't YOU!!!!


hope you took these out of your boot...POOF man8um


Of course I did Stan Leeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Had to make room for the peas!!
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Peas?

Got steak.....got fish......


















Aint got no pees!

Which is exactly the reason I went to the loo before leaving the cafe!!
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Quote of the week

From The High Vis Flashing Man!!!

good to meet you again spam the nan ... for the second time

and you too gluebeanie...for the first time...

ROFL!!!!!!
 

blumeeni

Registered User
I liked the bit at the end When Mrs FB says now hold my hand dear while we cross this busy road :lol:
FB shoots her a look that'd freeze hell over.
Hope you had a good journey home Bert and didn't give em poor busa riders too much of a hard time in your Megan. g0nn3
 

stan the man

you are not capable
knowing how eratic bert is,i would have thought every busa rider would have stayed away from south/west wales pete.
 
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