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beginning to get the feeling about this site

silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
So will I be meeting some of you on the Pan f'rum when the back and wrist ache kicks in eh??

@tu*

w;;v(polite bit)

Back ache, I bought the bird to stop an upright riding position induced back ache and it did. Wrist ache :wank: change wrists, fit straight bars or raisers or fit a cruise control. Pan, yer I had one, silver it was, handle one side, bored the fook outta me. What exactly does a pan do slowly that a bird can't do better or quicker. :dunno:
 

mickvfr800fiw

a right waste of space
really ...

What exactly does a pan do slowly that a bird can't do better or quicker. :dunno:

erm nothing is the simple answer


only with your wrist wound right back in a straight line would a bird be quicker , and lets face it , any :wank: can do that .


i think you'll find that some of us can ride our pans faster than you lot can ride your birds , from A TO B p0pc0rn41,

if you wanna see how , come down to the city and i'll show you b0x2 , i'll give you a head start , as i'll need to light me pipe and adjust me slippers first 8rfl@8rfl@

you won't be bored , you'll be to busy trying to keep up , i can promise you that @tu*
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
As an ex London courier and bird owner, that "challenge" amuses me!!:-0) would you want to do it be mid day and mid week, or 4am sunday morning when you can get past the traffic on your bus!!:-0)
 
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gypsy

MAN on the PAN
As an ex London courier and bird owner, that "challenge" amuses me!!:-0) would you want to do it be mid day and mid week, or 4am sunday morning when you can get past the traffic on your bus!!:-0)

Current courier and a has been courier ? there's only one way to sort it

BITCH FIGHT8rfl@
 

silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
erm nothing is the simple answer

if you wanna see how , come down to the city

Anytime, but why would I want to use a sports tourer for city work, when a 125 anything will leave a pan for dust in the city.

You are invited however to the McBASH on your pan, lets see you keep up on those roads..
 

mickvfr800fiw

a right waste of space
Anytime, but why would I want to use a sports tourer for city work, when a 125 anything will leave a pan for dust in the city.

You are invited however to the McBASH on your pan, lets see you keep up on those roads..

the only thing a scooter can do better in the city is ride on the pavement and i'm up their every day ..... so any time your ready @tu*

nah second thoughts , why would i want to take on a wannabe riding god , i spend enough time doing that already at this time of year and iit's already boring me shitless man8um
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
the only thing a scooter can do better in the city is ride on the pavement and i'm up their every day ..... so any time your ready @tu*

nah second thoughts , why would i want to take on a wannabe riding god , i spend enough time doing that already at this time of year and iit's already boring me shitless man8um

Any time your ready eh?

Ok me on my 1100 pan and you on your 1300 pan tonight on the north circular

and no feckin excuses !@tu*

I dont want to hear any of this "my bike is broken at the moment " rubbish either8rfl@
 

mickvfr800fiw

a right waste of space
Any time your ready eh?

Ok me on my 1100 pan and you on your 1300 pan tonight on the north circular

and no feckin excuses !@tu*

I dont want to hear any of this "my bike is broken at the moment " rubbish either8rfl@

ok , but i want my front brake banjo bolt back first , that should even the dual up a bit 8rfl@8rfl@
 

Tinytim

Registered User
ok , but i want my front brake banjo bolt back first , that should even the dual up a bit 8rfl@8rfl@

Fekks sakes, enough's enough. OK, it's been "fun" for some, but time to fook off back from where you came , Michael, Oldtwat et al. :-0)
If ya don't , we have a Member wot will rip ya fekkin heed off and shit in the hole called ya neck.

Wolfie has a lot to answer for. I didn't think this place could dumb down any further.


:-:
 

mickvfr800fiw

a right waste of space
Fekks sakes, enough's enough. OK, it's been "fun" for some, but time to fook off back from where you came , Michael, Oldtwat et al. :-0)
If ya don't , we have a Member wot will rip ya fekkin heed off and shit in the hole called ya neck.

Wolfie has a lot to answer for. I didn't think this place could dumb down any further.


:-:

thought you'd never ask , but seeing as you've asked nicely i'll feck orf ......

can i still be a voyeur to your wonderful site as long as i don't say anything then ? h1d1ng2 ......

and don't call me michael , you ain't me feckin mum :-0) or are ya :eek:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
thought you'd never ask , but seeing as you've asked nicely i'll feck orf ......

can i still be a voyeur to your wonderful site as long as i don't say anything then ? h1d1ng2 ......

and don't call me michael , you ain't me feckin mum :-0) or are ya :eek:

feck timid tim, just a loud mouth welsh coont,
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
Club Sponsor
Any time your ready eh?

Ok me on my 1100 pan and you on your 1300 pan tonight on the north circular

and no feckin excuses !@tu*

I dont want to hear any of this "my bike is broken at the moment " rubbish either8rfl@

I thought the keyboard warriors on here were bad enough but this takes the fuckin' biscuit.

What do we have now, Keyboard Korser? :wank: :-0)
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
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I did not know they had GS's ??
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
Club Sponsor
Is this thread what they mean when they say

Care in the Community ?

:-0)
 
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