Bankers eh!!

[ianrobbo1]

A bloke walks into a bank and says to the girl at the window,

"I want to open a fu*king account"

To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

"Listen up stupid, I said I want to open a fu*king account right now."

"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"

The girl left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.

They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no problem," the man said,

"I just won 50 million on the lottery and I want to open a fu*king account in this fu*king bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "and this c*nt is giving you a hard time is she?"

 

[ianrobbo1]

An old couple are having sex.

Right in the middle of it, as the old woman is moaning and twitching, the old man stops suddenly and remains motionless for a good 20 seconds.

Then he continues from where left off.

Another minute later, he does the same thing. This goes on for a few more times, till finally the old woman has had it.

She says "Just what in God's name are you doing"?.

The old man replies "I'm just trying this new technique I learnt on an internet porn video site".

The old woman says "you stupid old man... its called buffering"!!!!

 

[Quiney]

A bloke walks into a bank and says to the girl at the window,

"I want to open a fu*king account"

To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

"Listen up stupid, I said I want to open a fu*king account right now."

"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"

The girl left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.

They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no problem," the man said,

"I just won 50 million on the lottery and I want to open a fu*king account in this fu*king bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "and this c*nt is giving you a hard time is she?"

Exactly the same as happened to me 8rfl@