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fat bert

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Wolverine~~

what are you drivelling on about?

You've caught "Rolfy's Disease" - verbal incontinence!!

LOL
 
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Messer

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My usual tippel is Nelson (Stella) but being a fat b@*%#ard I put my self on the wagon. So I'm saving myself for June and the Bash!!...........lol, plus the quack told me to loose weight as I'm just getting over a DVT........:cry:


Roll on June and I'll be a slim b@*%#ard

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petrosc

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MAIN MAN~~~JAWS

Originally posted by Jaws
When I do have a drink ( which is not exactly often ) I drink either scotch of oozo ! oozo

One man with taste
Jaws - a friend for ever
Next visit to Greece - a bottle is coming back for you.....
 
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trophychap

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OUZO

Pete are you sure you're a Greek? Cos the last bottle that I drank was spelt OUZO or perhaps the stuff that Jaws drinks he gets from Turkey for ?10.00 x 5 bottles (same price as the Kelvin Kiln Tee Shirts). Personally I prefer Metaxa 5 star strangely it never seems to make the plane home. Perhaps I need to bulk buy?

Cheers Hic :beer: :beer:
 
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petrosc

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Trophychap

My apologies.........It is OUZO..........you are right.....

I just didn't want to become another Fat Bert quoting innocent mistakes.....

And, quite right Metaxa 5 star is better than the 3 or 7 star.

Bloody hell, I'll have to be careful from now on.................
 
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Electrick

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Being a man of simple tastes...

I prefer a drink which is a) liquid and b) alcoholic. Anything else is just being too picky.
In my travels around the world I have quaffed a number of strange tinctures, some nice, some horrid, but I managed to drink at least one. The only exception was the "Heineken" I had in Egypt. I took one sip and spat out most of it straight away - who the fook in their right minds would put formaldehyde in their beer!!! It tasted vile and we found out later that there was a high number of cases of blindness, organ damage and death from drinking this beer. :shooter:
At least the bodies were preserved for the autopsy.:dunno:
 

PsychoBikerBen

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Petrosc

We love a bit of the ol' 7* metaxa in my household and when in Crete prefer Raki to ouzo. Has to be the stuff made in the local villages though - non of this mass produced stuff. Jesus-ya could probably run mi bike on the stuff.Hi octane or what:goofy: Or the local 'dopio' for a really nasty head in the morning:h
Yamas:beer:
 
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fat bert

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Just for you both {Ben and Kebab Man]~~

Cheers !!
 

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NoBBy

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Apparantly I am a ponce, I like a nice bottle of red wine and some real ale. :blush:

If you got your hand in your pocket and got a dessent bottle of red wine you might change your mind :f

Also why do you have to be a hard man to drink the dark stuff ?? Mild has always been an old gits drink. :beer:


NoBBy
 
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Aidey

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What a bunch of wassers!

Me, I drink anything alcoholic, especiall if it's free!

I expected better of you!
 
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petrosc

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Re: BEN

Originally posted by PsychoBikerBen
We love a bit of the ol' 7* metaxa in my household and when in Crete prefer Raki to ouzo. Has to be the stuff made in the local villages though - non of this mass produced stuff. Jesus-ya could probably run mi bike on the stuff.Hi octane or what:goofy: Or the local 'dopio' for a really nasty head in the morning:h
Yamas:beer:

Ben this is the stuff mate, for me!!!
 

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petrosc

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PsychoBikerBen

This as well
 

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Jaws

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Re: MAIN MAN~~~JAWS

Originally posted by petrosc
Originally posted by Jaws
When I do have a drink ( which is not exactly often ) I drink either scotch of oozo ! oozo

One man with taste
Jaws - a friend for ever
Next visit to Greece - a bottle is coming back for you.....
Top man !!!:k A nice bottle of Number 12 then !
I have some very good friends on Kerkira ( Corfu for the less well educated :} ) and over years have spent a lot of time sipping oozo, nibbling the nibble ( mezine ?? damned if I can remember how to spell it ) and playing back gammon for the bill !
Nothing like is mate.. REAL life that is ..
Oh and Ben.. try Metaxa 3 or 4.. You might find it a little better mate.
Sure, I know it aint so strong, but it just tastes better and you can go on drinking it longer !
I have been to the distillery a few times, and took the advice from a guy who worked there :lick:
 

Jaws

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I posted the above reply before it had downloaded Petes picture !
We are men with the same taste Pete !!!! :beer:
 
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petrosc

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Jaws

I know you ment "meze".
All the bits and pieces, dips etc. Wonderfull.

And yes, Kerkira is lovely.
Hope you've had a good time there but, don't go back!!!!!!!!!
 
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MaXXimus

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Don't have much in the way of pubs around here - Used to be a little place in Berkeley that had the black stuff so thick you could almost stand a spoon in it!! Years gone now. Lots of those yuppy-ish microbreweries that've become popular, but you never know what your gonna get that passes as good beverage :puke:
I'll stick to Glenmorangie, Jack Daniels Single Barrel, and Absolut, for now :lick: Never tried Ouzo, Pete, now I'm curious about it!!
 
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petrosc

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Jimstar58

We'll have to sort you out with a bit of the magic OYZO my friend..

Best tasted at a Greek taverna, by the sea with the famous all Greek MEZE (dips, variety of, and freshly fries octapus bla bla.....

Following morning make certain you do NOT drink any water....
because...you end up drunk, very very quickly.....
Promise you........
 
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MaXXimus

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Sounds like grand stuff, Pete - Regretfully, last time I was in a Greek restaurant was in my young 'n relatively innocent days whilst visiting Old Town Alexandria, VA - Absolutely marvelous food, missed out on the ouzo. :bang:
Have to hunt something up around here and report back as, thanks to you, now I know better what to try on another culinary adventure. Though much rather be looking out over the Med. Sea during as you described!!!

No water, eh? Twice the drunk for half the effort??!! Do you get twice as sick afterward, too? :puke:

:beer:

Jim
 
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petrosc

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Jim

What can I say.

People didn't believe me and ended up drunk the following morning on water!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course it was a cheap way of smashing their heads in for nothing but, one of them fell asleep on the beach, he was left there in the middle of the day and suffered third degree burns.. hahahaha

Not very funny, I can assure you.:} :} :}
 
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EdCBRCastrol

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depends on what the aim of drinking at the time is,

With a meal i'm a wine drinking ponce
When out for a few with the boys i'm a poofie lager drinker
When enjoying a quiet drink of an evening it has to be J.D. no coke and 1 ice cube(a bit fussy i know) or a good single malt on its own.
 
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