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are you getting old?

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Mac166

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According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no
childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same. We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.

We did not have PlayStations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends - we went outside and found them. We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We fell out of trees, got cut, and
broke bones but there were no law suits. We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

We played knock down ginger and were actually afraid of the owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of... They actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them. Congratulations!

Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good. For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to read about us. This my friends, is surprisingly frightening.and it might put a smile on your face: The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986..They are called youth. They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.

For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they were born. Michael Jackson has always been white. To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance. They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year. They can never imagine life before computers. They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous Five. They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You. They can't believe a black and white
television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a
night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing
comfortably with computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your
head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time
around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the
good old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced
together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to
some ther friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're
getting old!!
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
OH NOOOOOOO :eek: - and I thought I was still young :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 

Duck n Dive

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Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
More like a lopsided drool really, I was that, what were we talking about.

2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a
night out.
What, more than 14 hrs a day...... that's why I.... what was I saying?

3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
Oh they've done that, divorced, remarried and now, what friends?

4. You are always surprised to see small children playing
comfortably with computers.
Computers. oh those things that connect to the internent web thingy.

5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your
head.
I shake my head frequently to get rid of the weevils.

6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time
around.
No but I do remember JR ewing and who killed him.

7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the
good old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced
together.
Well we would if we could only remember who we were and what we were doing, pass the guzunder.

8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to
some ther friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're
getting old!!
Not really 'cause they'd already sent it to me last year!!


Now what were we talking about......g0551p
 

Stevebrooke

Knee up, wheel down
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When we grew up didn't we invent the Playstation/Plasma Telly/Where there's blame there's a claim?

Everything you say is true, but when we matured we stopped our offspring from enjoying everything we had. That's progress. :violin:
 
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dhekalia

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Well I'm 46 this year, so I remember all the above, including the stinging nettles lol, but I encourage my young sons to play outside, even in this weather, we have been complimented by #1 sons preschool that #1 son Jake says "please and Thankyou" wtf, and the fact that he asks to leave the table after eating, I thought manners were the norm not the exception, they are taught to respect the Police, my brother being one, and me having been one helps, Jake is often out washing the cars and bikes with me, he has to wait to speak if somebody else is in the middle of conversation. That said, I wouldn't let him out of my sight for a few years yet, he does wear a helmet when riding a bike, "you do daddy" was his response when we went out without it, and he asked to go back in to fetch it. He will learn to build go-carts and fall out of trees if he wants, and the PC brigade can go sh*g themselves.
Dhekalia
 
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