Appearing on the main site soon !

[Jaws]

We are gonna resurect the old members profile page again.. but this time there will be a bit of a difference !

So whats the crack ?

Basically if you get picked on you will be asked to supply us with a profile of your self.
You can supply pictures and it can either be done seriously or as a spoof.

Members will be chosen at random and ONLY from those members who actually post on the forum.

If you are chosen you will be asked to submit your profile for publication.

If you agree but do not actually produce the goods within the next 3 weeks, we will be asking the forum members to supply a life profile as THEY see you !

Your profile will be on the main site for about a month...

Now, to get the ball rolling We are gonna be putting Lebowski's 'first impressions' post up..

And I have nominated myself for the first profile after that..
BUT ! I am not gonna do my own..

We want YOU to do my profile.. It should be done in word and pictures added as you see fit.

Once completed email the document to Fat Bert and the best ( read the one that makes us laff the most g0551p ) will be published and will win a T shirt as well !

So get your thinking caps on guys and gals... Lets get something worthwhile up and running ! :}

 

[Fat Bert]

AND~~~~

just cos he's missed it!!

My email addy for this only is.... study@discount-fabric.com

Compressed piccies welcome

Bloody Carrot Crunching Slacker!

Furthermore...............

I won't let JAWS see what peeps say about him until it on the main site and too bloody late!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

edited cos a wanker spouts off without READING JAWS post properly!! guess who??

 

[Fat Bert]

OK Slobbo

Also edited for the benefit of Mr Gob-Shite

 

[Fat Bert]

First Profile done!!

http://www.bikersoracle.com/jaws/lebowski.htm

 

[SILVERONE]

Bit Confused here

Is your profile about yor bike or your self :dunno:
as we (most of us) have the same bike, it might be a little boring :dunno:
please advise?

 

[SILVERONE]

Is your profile about yor bike or your self :dunno:
as we (most of us) have the same bike, it might be a little boring :dunno:
please advise?

Or it could be more fuking boring if you want to tell us about ur self??? :h :dunno:

 

[Jaws]

As stated in the original post John

If you agree but do not actually produce the goods within the next 3 weeks, we will be asking the forum members to supply a life profile as THEY see you !

Thats the potential fun aspect !

 

[Wolfie]

we will be asking the forum members to supply a life profile

And pray tell where can we buy one of them????

 

[Fat Bert]

Same place

And pray tell where can we buy one of them????

as you buy dodgy van fabric from!!

 

[Wolfie]

i never bought it so there!!!!!


wherever you got yours from were they not there the same afternoon you went back to them???

 

[THETOMSK]

Feel free to use my photoshopped pic of jaws for his profile:

http://www.bikersoracle.com/blackbird/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=15242




Tomsk

 

[Jaws]

Now THAT is a really good bit of artwork that is... :bow:

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

There's a word that springs to mind here.......


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GREENPEACE

 

[Punchy]

Feel free to use my photoshopped pic of jaws for his profile:
http://www.bikersoracle.com/blackbird/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=15242
Tomsk

That photo just reminded me do any of you remember the Pilsbury Dough Boy and whatever happened to him?

:dunno:
.

 

[Jaws]

He now runs a Bird forum and a small bike parts business..

Now come on you lot.. we want another life story please ! Someone must be willing to entertain us with a few words we can put on the main site !

 

[ianrobbo1]

how about the happy curtain hanger??? :dunno: he always seems to have plenty to say!! he could try writing some of it down!! :dunno: and we all know how he likes to lead the way!!

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

John...

He now runs a Bird forum and a small bike parts business..

Now come on you lot.. we want another life story please ! Someone must be willing to entertain us with a few words we can put on the main site !

When I left Zimbabwe for Saudi Arabia (4 years ago), my mates thought I was mad at going to work in a little known country such as Saudi Arabia! c7u8

I promised my mates that I'd send off regular emails about my new experiences in Saudi.... and decided to call the emails "Letters From The Desert". I wrote about what I saw & experienced as a completely new expat in a foreign land. I look back at the first few episodes and see how na?ve I was!!

They were so well received that my mates told their friends about my "Letters From..." and soon I was getting requests to add people unknown to me to my mailing list. Even members of my old morning radio show contacted me and asked to be added to the list... I now have over 100 people in the list, 4 years on!

I have obviously moved to Dubai now and continue to write the "Letters..." which recount my adventures/experiences of life in Dubai as well as the stuff I see/experience when I travel around the world.

So - if you're interested, I could post them somewhere for everyone to read/take the piss etc....

 

[Jaws]

Bloody EXCELLENT Adam !
Go for it mate

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

Do I email the files to you?