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Anyone want to gang up on Lumpy?

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sqwifeve

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On the basis that he knows how to kick a man (or a woman) when he's/she's down, I thought I'd see if anyone wanted to join my thread?

I mean who'd offer spare parts of your bike out to hybrid builders before the assessors from the insurance company have even got there?

Well, what else have I got to do until I feel well enough to get back out on a bike but abuse Lumpy d04l1ng ?

And yes, I know I can't get out on that one Mac, before you say it :bandit:

I'd like to give you a left hook, but it hurts too much. b0x1

Anyone else wanna join in g0nn3 ? I think there must be at least three ???
 
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sqwifeve

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yeah, but I don't wanna wait that long :lick:
 

Steamy

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Nah, leave him to pick a fight in an empty room!!!b0x1

Plus, if we pick on him, he'll only think we like him and we can't have that now can we??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Steamy said:
Nah, leave him to pick a fight in an empty room!!!b0x1

Plus, if we pick on him, he'll only think we like him and we can't have that now can we??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Surely it depends on how we insult him ? I mean how about talking dirty about small furry things ?
 

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bunny

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sqwifeve said:
Surely it depends on how we insult him ? I mean how about talking dirty about small furry things ?


Lumpy's got a Dirty small thing but I don't know if it's Furry.....:p
 
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fatboystew5

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sqwifeve said:
On the basis that he knows how to kick a man (or a woman) when he's/she's down, I thought I'd see if anyone wanted to join my thread?

Anyone else wanna join in g0nn3 ? I think there must be at least three ???
Quite an harsh thread for your 16th post! What have you got against Lumpy so quickly? I mean, I know he can be a total tosser, but Lumpy bashing after 16 posts must be some sort of a record...

:-:


Or actually, maybe not!
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
hmmmm - whilst I know LUmpy can pick a fight in an empty room, and has colour issues (esp ginga!) the one thing I'm sure of is he doesn't kick someone when they are down!! :k



However, looking at the Location, I'm guessing you know him off the site? :dunno: :}:}:}



So - happy fighting hunny -

















p0pc0rn41
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
sqwifeve said:
Anyone else wanna join in g0nn3 ? I think there must be at least three ???
I think you'll find there's at least 9!!!!! At the last count (isn't that right Lumpy?) - plus all the others he just 'upsets' a little!!! :}:}:}:}:}
 
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sqwifeve

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fatboystew5 said:
Quite an harsh thread for your 16th post! What have you got against Lumpy so quickly? I mean, I know he can be a total tosser, but Lumpy bashing after 16 posts must be some sort of a record...

:-:


Or actually, maybe not!


Only 16 posts on this forum, true. And as for a record, how many posts does it take him to go in for the kill? I don't know what he's got against redheads for example ?? Talk about judgemental, he takes the biscuit s04pb0x6 . Am I alone in my thinking ?? Or does everyone here suck up to him? :}
 

Cruser

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lumpy said:
certainly don't know the young man from BIRD, may have to meet him SHORTly though, one EVEning.

So, the young man is actually a woman, called Eve, who rides a small bike coz she's short, and she calls her bike Adam.

What do I win? p0pc0rn41
 
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sqwifeve

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Giving away bike bits

Cruser said:
So, the young man is actually a woman, called Eve, who rides a small bike coz she's short, and she calls her bike Adam.

What do I win? p0pc0rn41

Cor, you are quick on here k1ap :}


Now then, prize ..............................let's see. :rolleyes: I know someone who says he has a slug that he's not impressed with ?
 

Cruser

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lumpy said:
and has a badly bent new Monster 695 that I offered someone the swing arm off. I think she only rode it 4 times before an old dear forced her off. You win, some tubes of liquid metal. Ideal for those repairs to cracked metal components. Makes them like new. Has Jammin confirmed yet?

jeez, top prize that. No thanks, I'll just take the money and feck off abroad with it, ta all the same.

Yep, Benjammin and Joseph Boyo confirmed for Friday, you kipping? (Floor space available for small fee) 3ck04
 

Cruser

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sqwifeve said:
Cor, you are quick on here k1ap :}


Now then, prize ..............................let's see. :rolleyes: I know someone who says he has a slug that he's not impressed with ?

Nah, don't do slugs, ta. I used to have a girlfriend called Eve, right dirty she was - is it you hunny bunny? :lick:
 
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sqwifeve

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Cruser said:
Nah, don't do slugs, ta. I used to have a girlfriend called Eve, right dirty she was - is it you hunny bunny? :lick:


I don't think so, unless it was very many years ago. But I have got the right t-shirt :}
 

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Wolfie

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hmmm lumpy.

grey pony tailed (last time i saw him anyways) slipper wearing 10 chinned cankles bad taste in music, rides a girls bike with penis extension cans, clear lens, and a i've got piles seat, far too clean, keeps small fury rodents and a lenght of drain pipe, sometimes wears a dress, likes to be a ref at football, and likes to wrestle with other men, strong gay links there. likes french people, hates gingers, kafas, tl riders and ants. cant ride as he falls off alot, wants fuk gloves, noisey, picks on the small and defenseless, rides people over, types borrox and talks it as well, carries a map of aussieland everywhere he goes, twat.
 
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sqwifeve

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Wolfie said:
hmmm lumpy.

grey pony tailed (last time i saw him anyways) slipper wearing 10 chinned cankles bad taste in music, rides a girls bike with penis extension cans, clear lens, and a i've got piles seat, far too clean, keeps small fury rodents and a lenght of drain pipe, sometimes wears a dress, likes to be a ref at football, and likes to wrestle with other men, strong gay links there. likes french people, hates gingers, kafas, tl riders and ants. cant ride as he falls off alot, wants fuk gloves, noisey, picks on the small and defenseless, rides people over, types borrox and talks it as well, carries a map of aussieland everywhere he goes, twat.

At last, someone who recognises a twat !
 
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