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3/1/10 Lumpy to get Moto2 Ride

AV8TOR

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OK the word has came down that the Moto GP Circus wants Lumpy on a Moto2 ride the thinking is like this if he has managed to keep up with the fast boys on a under powered Black bike just think how awesome he is going to be on a full power 600cc Moto2 bike plus his ER days have got to count.
1 small problem is raising the imaginary cash we need sponsors as mentioned in the RED THREAD Viagra are in this would assure Lumpy would get POLE can you help no idea will not be looked into

Lumpy needs YOUR HELP:bow::bow::bow:
 
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Is there any truth in the rumour that as a resuilt of all this they are going to change the colour of the viagra tablet from blue to red?
:-0)
 
jono49

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:yo: Whisper from across the pond....Trojan the American condom makers are interested in sponsoring our Riding GOD in Moto 2.......( Trojan are famous for making condoms for the Bigger lad's) Soon Lumpy will be making commercials with the like's of "Tiger Woods" :bow::bow::bow::bow:
 
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jono49 said:
:yo: Whisper from across the pond....Trojan the American condom makers are interested in sponsoring our Riding GOD in Moto 2.......( Trojan are famous for making condoms for the Bigger lad's) Soon Lumpy will be making commercials with the like's of "Tiger Woods" :bow::bow::bow::bow:
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Thats great news if we get them on side, at least we will know he will do well in the wet races with a very dry helmet.
 
silverfox.xx

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Tenna for Men, a former BSB sponsor have expressed serious interest...

http://www.tena.co.uk/Men/Products/Product-range/

This will assist him not having to stop during a race, practice and qualifying (that alone is worth a lap), pre race nerves will be a thing of the past. - not though our Lumpy san gets pre-race nerves. R#?
 
AV8TOR

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Fine idea & a double bonus is it will mean he will be able to soak up what ever pissch other riders throw at him:bow::bow::bow:
 
jono49

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Fleece

:yo: Spot on that Clive yes A must accessory for the pit lane with..........
"Riding God" Emblazoned on the back, With sponsors on any available space!!
:bow::bow::bow::bow:
 
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Stop the press just in we have an offer & its a big one, after their forray into F1 a well known Airline want to be the core sponsor, Now how did they put this if we going to have someone ride a Virgin we want someone who knows what to do & not dump the lot before the finish.

What do you say RED BIKE right sponsor:yo::yo:
 
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Offers are still coming,

With figure hugging leathers
A helmet reflecting bright light
The aroma of burnt oil & rubber
And Champagne flowing over every crease & crevasses
This is not just Lumpy racing,
This is M&S Lumpy Racing

They want to do the catering What do you say
 
jono49

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sponsorship

:yo: A sponsorship deal made in heaven Kenny! Testament to your Negotiating
Skills Our riding GOD will be rubbing shoulders with Timo Glock on promotional
events for virgin.........hail lumpy:bow::bow::bow::bow:
 
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jono49 said:
:yo: A sponsorship deal made in heaven Kenny! Testament to your Negotiating
Skills that Timo Glock will be rubbing shoulders with OUR RIDING GOD on promotional
events for virgin.........hail lumpy:bow::bow::bow::bow:
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Fixed it for you Jono49 mate
 
silverfox.xx

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quocunque jeceris stabit
It is with great pride and honour to inform you all of the latest news....

Honda themselves have expressed interest in our Lumpy san, with lots of 'Hi' (meaning Red in koi talk and Yes in Japanese) from the other end of the phone, Lumpy san has created quite a stir. I'll wait until I get confirmation of the deal before disclosing intricate details.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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silverfox.xx said:
It is with great pride and honour to inform you all of the latest news....

Honda themselves have expressed interest in our Lumpy san, with lots of 'Hi' (meaning Red in koi talk and Yes in Japanese) from the other end of the phone, Lumpy san has created quite a stir. I'll wait until I get confirmation of the deal before disclosing intricate details.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
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I missed that call,glad you picked up for us we are going to need a PA for Lumpy at this rate...... now who could do that job it's gonna have to be someone that knows him well...............................THINKSp0pc0rn41
 
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silverfox.xx said:
It is with great pride and honour to inform you all of the latest news....

Honda themselves have expressed interest in our Lumpy san, with lots of 'Hi' (meaning Red in koi talk and Yes in Japanese) from the other end of the phone, Lumpy san has created quite a stir. I'll wait until I get confirmation of the deal before disclosing intricate details.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
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We have to think about this carefully a top mens aftershave brand want a bit of the action,what with Lumpys Kung Fu flip flops....
Could Hi work alongside Hai let us know:dunno:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAnU9zT87j4
 
silverfox.xx

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AV8TOR said:
Could Hi work alongside Hai let us know:dunno:
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Well spotted fellow RED knight, I missed out the a. So Hai and Hi is YES RED. No wonder Honda use RED as their Logo colour.

A PA for Lumpy san... we'll have to discuss this at our round table meeting.

Hai?
 
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silverfox.xx said:
Well spotted fellow RED knight, I missed out the a. So Hai and Hi is YES RED. No wonder Honda use RED as their Logo colour.

A PA for Lumpy san... we'll have to discuss this at our round table meeting.

Hai?
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Hai we will but who will it be??? they really have to know him Hmmmmm THINKS
 
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