• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

Remember SteveBiker ?

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Crazy Train

Registered User
I remember stevebiker, he was the guy that had 9 points on his licence and went round telling everyone the rules of the road. Must be some psychological defect. Probably from a traumatic event long ago.....p0pc0rn41
 
Minkey

Minkey

Ok it was me
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He probably had a poor childhood with no food and ran about with no soles in his wellies and probably no clothes on his back, making it our fault he is a little bit unwanted :dunno: :violin:
 
mal 97

mal 97

Registered User
this is just a waste of web space on a good site, any one who has dealt with john knows what he is like, if there is a problem he's always on the end of the phone and its sorted, no hastle no abuse and no argueing. run a poll of happy customers and there will be only one in the nay box the rest will be jamming the yes box full. keep up the good work john and dont loose any sleep over it.:yo:
 
Samster

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Not having met him, but seeing a few of his posts I thought it was all a wind up..........his words were sadly some of the scariest ever written on here

"No. Dropping the yoke through the front forks increases the ride hight. It's dropped from 34 mm from top to 41 mm from top!":yo:

Let's put the "Riding Confidence" thread on the home page in his memory

http://www.bikersoracle.com/blackbird/forum/showthread.php?t=44990

I thought this was pure gold: "Because I ride upright my weight is mostly on the monoshock, with, if any thing the front decompressed by wind force"
 
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silverfox.xx

silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
I think I met him once, can't remember for sure.. no lasting impression that's for definite..
 
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Hornblower

Registered Users
Sadly I met the twat at the bash this year, within mins of getting there (late ish) he accosted me and bored me shit less with ways I could improve my Blade (aparently the same as his) to corner better. That I would need to drop my yolks by 14cm was one pearl of wisdom he bestowed on me. Being the nice polite gent that I am I stayed and listened for about 3 mins untill I found something important to do, I seem to remember it was either going and getting a sweetie from the Goddess or chucking a ball for Richards dog.
John I certainly won't miss him here, I didn't get to know him at the bash, as all he ever seemed to do was sit quietly behind his pint and get hit by a lot of beer mats. He struck me as being the only person I had ever met who owned a bike and probably slept in an anorak.
 
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malepmt

Guest
Maybe he is just complicated and misunderstood p0pc0rn41
 
Murt

Murt

Letch
Thanks Hornblower,
I remember him now !!

Rather frightening in all aspects of biking and tent putting up.

He did get lot's of beermat attention :-0)

Murt.
 
Supabird1100

Supabird1100

Registered User
Hornblower said:
That I would need to drop my yolks by 14cm was one pearl of wisdom he bestowed on me.
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14cms ??? Almost 6" inches ???? Jesus Christ !!!! :-0)

Some people are only alive cos it's against the law to kill 'em. :wank:

If it were me he'd said that to I would have had to said something !!!
 
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dn1873

Guest
Why wait....bin the arsewipe now !!!!!!!!!!

dn1873:yo:
 
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markyboy3

Guest
Andy !! who the hell is he ,i dont remember any one called steve,
 
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chuffmeister

Guest
was this the gimp down at the pub ? :dunno:

when lumpy went to the wrong place h1d1ng2
 
Jaws

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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lumpy said:
who?

He cannot have been significant as I don't appear to have him on my 'I want to kill Lumpy' list. :lol:

It's definitely the wrong time of the month for John :lol:


Although it pains me to say it, John has always been of the utmost integrity and help and if there have been any issues he has always sorted it without any aggro at all. is that okay Dad?
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That is fine Mac.. You can have a sixpence rise in your pocket money on your birthday
 
Barrie

Barrie

Registered User
John, most people on here either know you or have bought goods from you. I know it's annoying when you get slagged off in business by some tosser but try to rise above him. Your service is second to none.
 
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