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You know that Christmas is approaching when..

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Cliff richard appears on TV, or releases a new single.

Fireworks appear in the shops

Every other TV ad is for Dolls or this years latest must have for kids
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Some sad fecker in my street has already got their Christmas decorations up !!! :bang: :bang:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Supabird1100 said:
Some sad fecker in my street has already got their Christmas decorations up !!! :bang: :bang:


Some in our street never take them down, One of the night clubs in town has already got theirs up including the tree
 

Stevebrooke

Knee up, wheel down
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Ned

You know its nearly Christmas when the blokes at work start talking about the new altered non-existent shift patterns :violin:
 

Punchy

Registered User
Saw an advert on the tele a couple of weeks ago regarding xmas hampers for Christmas 2005!!!!!!!

The advertisments and hype ruins christmas for me every year. It will start in the next couple of weeks and by the time Dec 25th comes I'm thoroughly pissed off with it. Last year I even saw selection boxes with a best before date prior to the 25th Dec on sale in the supermarket for fecks sake...

:bang: :bang: :bang:
 

SILVERONE

Registered User
Supabird1100 said:
Some sad fecker in my street has already got their Christmas decorations up !!! :bang: :bang:

"Feckin hell" I didn't know you lived that close to me :eek:
 

Codbasher

Registered User
You know its getting near to Xmas when Tesco's move the sun tan lotion to one side to make room for the Xmas crackers etc!



On the 1st September!
 

SILVERONE

Registered User
You know that Christmas is approaching when......

they start advertising Cadbury's Cream Eggs :eek:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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SILVERONE said:
You know that Christmas is approaching when......

they start advertising Cadbury's Cream Eggs :eek:


And selling last years stock, the ones where the chocolate has gone white, and the cream has gone dry and powdery.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
its nearly christmas, when youve just finished paying for the year before off your credit card, :eek: :}
 
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mikew

Guest
and talking of Christmas ........

what a bloody stupid time of the year for God/Jesus to decide to be born ......... you would think given all their combined powers they would know it's a feckin bank holiday wouldn't you ............ :dunno:
 
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Biggbiker

Guest
Feck.................you're right.
Cliff was on Parkiy last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :neenaw:
 
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