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Interesting Xmas prezzies.

ogr1

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Get the Mrs something nice for crimbo.
I tried..I really did, but i couldnt get past the first page.:devil-flip:
Be warned..There is a lot of lip botox going on.:oops: but it's clean.

 

Jaws

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Get the Mrs something nice for crimbo.
I tried..I really did, but i couldnt get past the first page.:devil-flip:
Be warned..There is a lot of lip botox going on.:oops: but it's clean.

I have been looking for pressys for Woman too so had a snoot
Could find any donkey jackets so lost interest.................
 

Cougar377

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Get the Mrs something nice for crimbo.
I tried..I really did, but i couldnt get past the first page.:devil-flip:
Be warned..There is a lot of lip botox going on.:oops: but it's clean.

I really don't think you're going to look good in any of that. Probably best to stick with the jacket and a jockstrap. I'm sure she'll be happy to see you in that fetching ensemble on Christmas Day.
I just hope you won't be having granny over on the day.... :meparto:
 

ogr1

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I really don't think you're going to look good in any of that. Probably best to stick with the jacket and a jockstrap. I'm sure she'll be happy to see you in that fetching ensemble on Christmas Day.
I just hope you won't be having granny over on the day.... :meparto:
I bought a red ribbon last time and tied it around my gentlemens sausage, had a very nice bow on it too.
When i presented her with my very own personal gift.....All she said was.."No thanks, i smoke me own."
Which was a bit puzzling as she don't smoke.??
 

jeffa

Been there, and had one
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Nothing like waking up on Christmas morning with a full sack and getting help to empty it
 
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