Wtf do they think they are?

[sr71caspar]

i will say what I like, thank you.

And I will say it is unfair to,stereotype all cyclists because of the behaviour of a minority.

Sadly, it is the behaviour of the majority.

 

[andyBeaker]

Is this thread sponsored by Enid Blyton??

 

[sr71caspar]

Is this thread sponsored by Enid Blyton??

Personal experience, not children's stories.

 

[derek kelly]

Put on Lycra & turn into Supertwat.

 

[sr71caspar]

Put on Lycra & turn into Supertwat.

Beaker doesn't need the lycra

 

[andyBeaker]

Tonight I came upon a group of 300 cyclists, all without lights, riding line abreast across the M23. They were stopping to stamp on baby rabbits and drop kick kittens after setting fire to them.

It's true you know.

 

[slim63]

Tonight I came upon a group of 300 cyclists, all without lights, riding line abreast across the M23. They were stopping to stamp on baby rabbits and drop kick kittens after setting fire to them.

It's true you know.

In that case they just went up in my estimation for ridding the world of a few more cats

 

[derek kelly]

Tonight I came upon a group of 300 cyclists, all without lights, riding line abreast across the M23. They were stopping to stamp on baby rabbits and drop kick kittens after setting fire to them.

It's true you know.

You do exaggerate, it was only 250 & it was on the M53 & two of them had lights on.

 

[andyBeaker]

You do exaggerate, it was only 250 & it was on the M53 & two of them had lights on.

I forgot to mention they were going South on the Northbound carriageway.

While I type I have noticed the local paperboy cycling past and spraying everything in site with diluted rat faeces. Not only that, he is delivering the wrong papers to the wrong houses.

 

[Me!]

Put on Lycra & turn into Supertwat.

Haven’t you just purchased your own penny farthing a month or two back, you were bloody excited by it all then.

 

[Pow-Lo]

I forgot to mention they were going South on the Northbound carriageway.

While I type I have noticed the local paperboy cycling past and spraying everything in site with diluted rat faeces. Not only that, he is delivering the wrong papers to the wrong houses.

You also forgot to mention they were riding special motorised bicycles powered by diesel.

 

[slim63]

Haven’t you just purchased your own penny farthing a month or two back, you were bloody excited by it all then.

Yes but he wears a flat cap & plus fours






Mind you that could just be a northern thing

 

[derek kelly]

Haven’t you just purchased your own penny farthing a month or two back, you were bloody excited by it all then.

I have bought a very nice mountain bike that has seen plenty of Countryside but no roads, whilst I am riding I am breathing nice clean Country air not the petrol polluted shit on the roads, I am seeing trees & birds & wildlife in it’s natural habitat, not miles of car laden tarmac.

 

[Stevebrooke]

I have bought a very nice mountain bike that has seen plenty of Countryside but no roads, whilst I am riding I am breathing nice clean Country air not the petrol polluted shit on the roads, I am seeing trees & birds & wildlife in it’s natural habitat, not miles of car laden tarmac.

I assume you are riding on bridleways and not public footpaths. I also hope you are not upsetting the hikers, who all think they have right of way over everybody.

 

[derek kelly]

I assume you are riding on bridleways and not public footpaths. I also hope you are not upsetting the hikers, who all think they have right of way over everybody.

Yep, still plenty of bridleways near me, fuck the hikers, who do they think the are? They think they can just dawdle along in front of you, if they get in my way they get a serious tinkling from my bell.

 

[Jaws]

Yep, still plenty of bridleways near me, fuck the hikers, who do they think the are? They think they can just dawdle along in front of you, if they get in my way they get a serious tinkling from my bell.

Hope you are now bell tinkling aggressively Derek ?
You will end up with a police record same as Beaker !

 

[derek kelly]

Hope you are now bell tinkling aggressively Derek ?
You will end up with a police record same as Beaker !

Bell tinkling so aggressively my thumb looks like it’s been whacked with a slegehammer.

 

[Cougar377]

Bell tinkling so aggressively my thumb looks like it’s been whacked with a slegehammer.

Keep that up and your eyesight is in serious jeopardy.....

 

[Jaws]

Bell tinkling so aggressively my thumb looks like it’s been whacked with a slegehammer.

OOooooo.. now it sounds like you are making excuses for some other activity !

 

[derek kelly]

OOooooo.. now it sounds like you are making excuses for some other activity !

Yeah, never was much good with a hammer.