Why is it.....?

[Aidey]

Why is it, now that it's a little bit dark and a tad cold women have to turn on all the lights in the house and have the heating up full? :dunno:

 

[Centaur]

Maybe...

Because it's dark and cold?

 

[ianrobbo1]

Why is it, now that it's a little bit dark and a tad cold women have to turn on all the lights in the house and have the heating up full? :dunno:

and accuse you of moaning, when you ask them to shut a door or two after themselves!! :dunno:

 

[Codbasher]

Same here mate, came in the thermostat on 24 the other day!!

House like a friggin sauna, animals all gasping for water.....

 

[stan the man]

my ol' lady's the same...would have the heating on all day if i'd let her FFS,all they have to do is put on some extra clothes

 

[ianrobbo1]

my ol' lady's the same...would have the heating on all day if i'd let her FFS,all they have to do is put on some extra clothes

yeah!! it's not as if they dont have enough clothes if Tina is owt to go by!! fookin AMAZING how they NEED ANOTHER jumper/skirt/trousers/boots/shoes/trainers etc!! and at the end of the month ask ME what I have done with all the money!! :bang: :dunno:
dont get me on kids!!!

 

[chuffmeister]

dont get me on kids!!!

fookin count yasen lucky, i got 5 to deal with c7u8

 

[ianrobbo1]

if it's a head count you want 4 by the bitch, uke: 1 with Tina + her 1 :B I luv christmas!!

 

[marcella]

ooohhhh! hark at you poor bastids:violin: i paid to have full central heating installed 8 years ago and the mrs never uses the fookin thing:dunno: "Its far to warm!!" she whines,while she's sittin in a t shirt the rest of us lads are chittering in our duffle coats.

i dont know why we should suffer while she's enjoying menopause hot flushes

 

[derek kelly]

Know what you mean about women and clothes, Bev was nattering for a new dress, I said "What's wrong with the last one I bought you" she replied....

















































wait for it..................











































get ready................








































here it comes...........................





































"People keep standing on the train."

 

[Codbasher]

Derek, that one was first aired way back in the Edwardian times, you must do better!!! :shooter:

 

[Punchy]

and accuse you of moaning, when you ask them to shut a door or two after themselves!! :dunno:

Because most of them are feckin dumb, thick and stupid....
my thick twat cannot understand the working of a THERMOSTAT on either the oven or the central heating. I have explained over and feckin over again that you set the THERMOSTAT to the desired temperature and the oven/radiator comes on full until the desired temperature is reached then it shuts down to MAINTAIN a constant heat.

The same thick bastid leaves the door open so her feckin dog can come straight in after shitting in the garden and complains that 'the heating doesnt work'... OF COURSE IT DOESNT YA THICK TWAT THE DOORS OPEN AND YOUR TRYING TO INCREASE GLOBAL FECKIN WARMING'

The other thing Thick T*** doesnt understand is the car heater. You jump in the car drive 50yds down the road and you get the command from SWMBO
'put the heater on its bleedin freezing'...
I have dearest but because the engine is still cold no heat will come through....
'Dont know what you bought this car for its a pile of shite our Julies car is ALWAYS warm when you first get in it why didnt you buy one of them?'
Julies car is warm because she has just driven three feckin miles to pick you up and the engine has warmed up the water in the system so therefore the heater will feckin work ya stoopid bitch....

OK OK ya hooked me


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[Artemis]

Why is it, now that it's a little bit dark and a tad cold women have to turn on all the lights in the house and have the heating up full? :dunno:

BECAUSE WE DO!

AND?

YOUR POINT BEING?













Oops, sorry, is the PMT showing? :blush:

 

[ianrobbo1]

punchy m8, I sympathise!! :bow:

 

[derek kelly]

You think that's bad try explaining why when you buy a car for ?10,000 when you come to sell it three it's not still worth ?10,000. :bang:

 

[Punchy]

punchy m8, I sympathise!! :bow:

Thank fook for that Ian I was begining to think it was just me.....

 

[eyebrows]

Tight

My other halfs, mothers, second husband used to take the main fuse to work with him to keep the bills down, also installed a slot meter in the stepsons bedroom (who was 14 at the time).

Dont think the 2nd marriage lasted long!!!!

 

[Fat Bert]

Classic post Punchy!!

Why? Answer this then.........

Mother in Law comes over during the week when no fookers in

Boils 18 gallons of water in the kettle - then doesn't use any?

Why?

In case you need some hot water!!

By the time peeps get back home, the kettles cold again

Doh!!! Victor Meldrew moment

Why is every light on upstairs when everyone is downstairs?

Cos it's dark and nippers wont be able to see when they go upstairs!!

Female logic!!

So I suggest leaving the engine running on her car

Why? In case you want to go out during the night

Now thats bloody daft!!

Really?????????????????

 

[Hunter]

Hey, don't knock it. I always turn up the heating. Artemis then gets hot.
Clothes get discarded..............


















Objective achieved!!!

 

[Wolfie]

so there you go if you want the house to be colder, take yer clothes, most women would then turn the heat off to make you colder hence you get dress. job done.