Why is it

[derek kelly]

That I am aching in every muscle, and feeling stiff as a board, cos i spent best part of 8 hours up a step ladder yesterday?

 

[Duck n Dive]

You need to try one of the following:


1. spend more time up a ladder so you get used to it.
2. avoid spending any time up a ladder.......
3. ask your neigbours not to let the rottweilers out every time they see you go up the ladder.

 

[Smoothandquick]

You missed some DnD

4. Get someone else to go up the step ladder
5. Buy a shorter horse

:dunno:

 

[gypsy]

climb up ladder












tie rope around neck
















relax
















fall off ladder

















if youve done it right you wont feel a thing in the morning

 

[derek kelly]

Good answers lads (even Gyppos's)

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

I ache too having just got back from a 7 hour round trip to Southamptom in a car :bang: .......


Whilst on the return trip at the junction of the M27 / M3 a red Bird overtook me on a roundabout 2 up wearing leathers and jeans, was that you ??

If it was, try using your indicators, theres a good chap as I wasnt sure where you were going, spotted you in my mirror for a distance before you came past but I didnt know where you were going on the roundabout 8l1nd

Dont go giving us all a bad name

Also came across a 'no lid' texaco station on the road out of Southampton, will find its proper details and submit to the proper site.

Baz

 

[derek kelly]

Bev and I were heading back towards Barnsley, going through West Bretton, bus in the opposite lane coming towards us, single white line between us, suddenly a two up ninja appears before us, crossed well over the white line, halfway over our side of the road good job I reacted quickly other wise there would have been one wrecked ninja

 

[Coggy]

That I am aching in every muscle, and feeling stiff as a board, cos i spent best part of 8 hours up a step ladder yesterday?

It could be "man-flu" a very serious form of influenza which needs treating with a week in bed and much pampering by the womenfolk
uke: uke: uke:

 

[derek kelly]

It could be "man-flu" a very serious form of influenza which needs treating with a week in bed and much pampering by the womenfolk
uke: uke: uke:

If it's recovery depends on the treatment, then the prognosis is not good

 

[Bubba]

Perhaps we could use Occam's Razor Theory here. You know the one, the explination left, no matter how un plausable, is the right one. So in that case, using Occams Theory I have deduced that it's.........







































COS YOUR TOO BLOODY OLD FOR THAT SORTA THING!!!

 

[MikeXX]

Derek, the remedy is, leave a spare key with a neighbour :cry: