when the cats away!

[marcella]

HA HA me n the misses have been away for 2 nights and left the youngest lad with my mother and the two oldest (17+18) were left to fend for themselves:} none of them smoke or drink :dunno: (you can guess whats coming next) they bought a case of tennents and a dose of alcopops (cos thats what your expected to do:yo: )
the oldest lad phoned to say he had redecorated the bathroom in pukeuke: and woke up in the morning with the bed soaking wet "how do you work the washing machine mam?" was one of his questions, "do we have any aspirin?" was another lol.
but the best laugh was when he uttered those immortal words "im never touching that pish ever again "





brought back memories it did

 

[derek kelly]

The problem is now it turns into a twice weekly event :}

 

[marcella]

oooooh i feckin hope not mate! my first sickener lasted well into my having left home, dont think i had another beer for 6 or 7 yearsc7u8 and conor is still pasty white and ill looking today poor sod had 6 cans

 

[Duck n Dive]

Reminds me of a tale from many moons ago when something similar happened to a mate of mine - his parents went away for a short break and we of course held the obligatory piss up at his place..... he didn't hang around too long, disapeared off with his girlfriend to much banter and teasing.

Was round visiting him when his parent came home, they congratulated him on a keeping the house clean and tidy and obviusly not having held any wild parties while they were away as they'd feared. As they took the suitacases upstairs he gives a "thumbs up" and says quietly "ace, got away with than one".

Two minutes later angry parents demanding to know why the striped sheets on their bed were now on with the stripe side to side instead of top to bottom ans still damp from washing!

Like a good mate I suddenly realised that there was something urgent somewhere else I needed to do......

 

[marcella]

your all heart dnd, i wonder how he tried to blab his way out of that one then

 

[Duck n Dive]

Dunno how he got out of it but his parents were "progressive" and tried a bit too hard to be.........


A few weeks later after a Hawkwind concert we went back to his place to chill out...... his mum was there with plates full of sandwiches and mugs of coffee!!!!!

Afraid we wern't exactly in a very coherent condition, ability to figure out which way up the world was considerably impared also.

The classic line of the evening came when someone was passed a bucket that they promptly chucked into while sitting round the table...the guy next to him stopped briefly eating, looked in the bucket, turned to "progressive mum" and said "why has he got soup and I've got sandwiches".....

 

[Bikerbaby]

poor conor, last time i saw him he'd a slight hang over due to a bottle of cider, oh christ. next time your going away send him over to me i'll take good care of him, make sure he gets to bed and all that lark lol

any how i've to be up for 6 i'll text u tomorrow at some reasonable hour take care and tell conor i'm asking for him
xxx

 

[marcella]

Dunno how he got out of it but his parents were "progressive" and tried a bit too hard to be.........


A few weeks later after a Hawkwind concert we went back to his place to chill out...... his mum was there with plates full of sandwiches and mugs of coffee!!!!!

Afraid we wern't exactly in a very coherent condition, ability to figure out which way up the world was considerably impared also.

The classic line of the evening came when someone was passed a bucket that they promptly chucked into while sitting round the table...the guy next to him stopped briefly eating, looked in the bucket, turned to "progressive mum" and said "why has he got soup and I've got sandwiches".....

and all i got was a belt round the earole:yo:

ps will do bb

 

[Bikerbaby]

change of plan no credit on my fone, honest it's not my fault this time:violin: how are the boys now got any colour back?

 

[bitontheside]

Me and the missus go to one solo rally per year - an old club of mine in Chester. We went last year and I hit the drink when we got there on the Saturday afternoon. By about 2200 hrs I was bombed! Managed to make it back to the tent without telling the missus I was going - search party was organised to find me. Julie found me fast asleep in the tent! Early morning ( so I am told) I coughed and puked up all over the wall of the tent and then went back to sleep! Julie stayed awake making sure I didn't choke. Woke up next morning to be hit with THE STARE! Look athe tent! Oh bollocks. Needless tosay I chucked the tent away. One expensive week-end that was! God I love that woman! :k