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Malone

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Oh and I forgot to add to my Haynes Motor museum piece, while I was sat waiting for the auction to start there were 2 chaps across from me comparing scars on their knees from knee replacement operations. I then told them I could trump their scars and lifted my shirt o_O

One of them said “oh fook you’ve had a heart transplant!”

I didn’t have the heart :facepalm: to correct him:risas3:
 

andyBeaker

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Put in an offer for something on ebay and got the response ‘f*ck off’.

Possibly someone I don’t want to do business with.
 

slim63

Never surrender
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Went to Haynes Motor museum for a bike auction. I kept my hands down despite itching to bid for about 4 bikes, including a Hesketh, a Norvin and a SanSouPap - not Chinese, it was one of only 2 known French bikes with a 500cc Mag Swiss engine.View attachment 68806
I Wanted a Hesketh until I met the lord at Apple motorcycles in Hinkley on an open day, arrogant fat prick was lucky not to get his clock punched ( not by me, I just wanted to insert his cigar in the hole he was taking out of)

There must have been 6 of us wanting one of his bikes and all of us either had or could raise the money, that not one of us bought one and never will should tell you a lot about his attitude
 

sr71caspar

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Put in an offer for something on ebay and got the response ‘f*ck off’.

Possibly someone I don’t want to do business with.
I would suggest, by the response, that it is them who don't want to do business with you.


And no, it isn't I.
 

slim63

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Thought about cutting the lawn but didn't
Rebuilt the Webley Jaguar (no good as it needs a spring)
Walked to Wilco to buy Canadian oil then on to the bank to see how much money I don't have
Oiled the Webley Stingray stock multiple times
Painted four sides of three fence panels
looked at fitting a scope to the BSA Meteor, another fail as all the ones I have are too long for the job

More than enough for one day!
 

slim63

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Drank coffee, smoked, forced a breakfast down so I could take tablets and feel utterly shite for it

Thought I should cut the lawn but its not going to happen today, now waiting on the postie for long overdue bits
 

Cougar377

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Drank coffee, smoked, forced a breakfast down so I could take tablets and feel utterly shite for it

Thought I should cut the lawn but its not going to happen today, now waiting on the postie for long overdue bits
Now would be a good time to post some pics of the stock lamps then....
 

andyBeaker

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Golf. Bit better than Tuesday bit driving all over the place, rest of the game quite good. Will try and slip,a lesson in before a semi final in the club competition on Tuesday where I am giving away seven shots:eek:

Now sat here waiting for a,parcel to be collected and 24 rolls of wallpaper to be delivered.
 

Minkey

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First visit to dentist since February 2020, told him that I didn't want him to do what he had planned now I need 4 fillings cost me nothing as in credit

I don't like to boast but I filled my car with petrol 188.9 pl last week 182.9 pl two weeks ago 162.9 pl
 
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