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andyBeaker

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Better the Devil you know and all that.
Relieved that no more travelling at daft o'clock to get to work, then travelling about to do the bleedin work.
At one base & 9-5 finish.
Car is paid off this month + my private pension will be ALL mine + monthly wage, more or less same as the
numeration package offered with the job i just quit (spoke to him on the phone) seemed decent about it.
I just have to last for another 9 years then retirement or maybe part time?
If they want you back it an opportunity to right whatever made you leave in the first place?
Lay down a few rules!
 

ogr1

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If they want you back it an opportunity to right whatever made you leave in the first place?
Lay down a few rules!
Well....My other older collegue who i worked with over two years ago is going back this wednesday with a managers title.
I think it's a token gesture with not much power. He will be doing all the audits and paperwork and will not be geting his hands dirty (not that he ever did).
I spoke with my RFM this afternoon and it's been mentioned already about his past layabout attitude, she will be closely monitoring him on his performance.
Apparently she was overuled regarding his return and pressure from above ranks has seen the prodigal son return for the fifth time!...We shall see.
FAO.. POW-LO...She has big saggy ones to match her enormous arse.
 

slim63

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Played a little game with an officious tv license inspector, went to the other house to pick up a couple of tools that I’d left there, as I pulled up I noticed a black Mondeo parked outside with a middle aged pug faced giffer sat inside, as I let myself in I heard his car door shut & a few seconds later a loud banging on the door. I went to the door & the guy showed me his id on the lanyard round his neck, “Michael Clough, I’m from the tv licensing authority, according to our records you don’t have a tv license” …”er, yes I do”…”not according to our records”….”I can assure you I am fully legal” ….”according to our records there is no license for this address”….”but that’s not what you said, you said I don’t have a license & I do”….”for this address?”…”no, for my other address” ….”you need a license for each property”….”no I don’t”……”I can assure you that you need a license for each separate address”….”no I don’t because I don’t have a television at this address”…”can you prove that?”….”yes”….”I need proof that you don’t have a television here”……”I can assure you that I don’t have a television here”…..”I need to see proof”…..”come back with a warrant then as I’m going home now” with that I locked the door & went home
Played that game with them before from home for years where I really didn't have a telly, thousands of pounds worth of unpaid fines later I finally ended up in court and won making them look the complete pricks they are in the process (y)
 

Pow-Lo

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Unpacked new woolly duvet, pillow, pillow cover and spare wool. Made the bed up so looking forward to bed time tonight. Be peaceful too, as Mrs P is in Meelan.
 

slim63

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The highlight of my day was seeing a lycra clad numpty bouncing up the bonnet and screen of a car (y)

Sat at the lights in the middle lane when they changed and all 3 lanes started to move then bang clatter a set of legs appear over the roof of the car to my left and a bike goes skidding out in front of me, I had seen the whole thing unfold

Numpty had come screaming up the path and tried to beat the changing lights at the crossing with the above hilarious result as we all pulled away on green............. and the best thing about it i am pretty sure it was the same twat I showed my displeasure to not so long ago

Nope it friggin hurt!
 

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The highlight of my day was seeing a lycra clad numpty bouncing up the bonnet and screen of a car (y)

Sat at the lights in the middle lane when they changed and all 3 lanes started to move then bang clatter a set of legs appear over the roof of the car to my left and a bike goes skidding out in front of me, I had seen the whole thing unfold

Numpty had come screaming up the path and tried to beat the changing lights at the crossing with the above hilarious result as we all pulled away on green............. and the best thing about it i am pretty sure it was the same twat I showed my displeasure to not so long ago

Nope it friggin hurt!
You going to court??
 

slim63

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You going to court??
Nope nowt to do with me! its all under camera there anyway so what happened should be obvious without me getting involved

I looked over and saw it was a woman driving the car so went steadily past to make sure the idiot wasn't giving her any crap then saw what I presume was her husband unfold himself from the passenger seat and thought oh he's a big lad who should be able to deal with that so carried on my merry way
 

Pow-Lo

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Nope nowt to do with me! its all under camera there anyway so what happened should be obvious without me getting involved

I looked over and saw it was a woman driving the car so went steadily past to make sure the idiot wasn't giving her any crap then saw what I presume was her husband unfold himself from the passenger seat and thought oh he's a big lad who should be able to deal with that so carried on my merry way
Did she have big tits?
 

Minkey

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Yesterday walk along a canal tow path with camera club taking photos, then coffee and cake at local cafe

on line course for work

zoom chat with Bruv

today

down loaded photos off camera onto pc then onto memory stick to take to next camera club get together

online courses for work

short 1.6 mile walk
 

andyBeaker

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Upset the local Lib Dem ‘parliamentary representative’ (it means ’nobody voted for me but I want to look important’) again.

Low hanging fruit…..
 

slim63

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Errm got out of bed (eventually) made coffee, rolled a smoke and picked up the magic intertwat thing to see what you lot have been up to, think thats quite enough for one day :)
 
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