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derek kelly

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Waited 45 minutes for someone who wants to but two of our ponies, no message to say they’re not coming so bollocks to them
 

andyBeaker

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Reviewed the pictures on the wildlife cam. Nothing interesting.

Opened every window in the house to give it a good airing pre-visitors.

Did a lateral flow test.

went to get a biscuit to have with my coffee to find ‘someone’ has eaten them all.
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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22nd? Lightweight, I suffered my 42nd last year. The correct answer is commiserations btw :risas3:
I’m also about 30 years younger than you so there‘s still time.
Lightweight, 45 for me in August, wouldn’t change a thing
Barely a day has gone by over the last 22 years where I haven’t wanted to throttle her but I still couldn’t live without her. I wouldn’t change a thing either (except her openly disliking chocolate except when it’s mine and she decides to eat half of it).
 

andyBeaker

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Barely a day has gone by over the last 22 years where I haven’t wanted to throttle her but I still couldn’t live without her. I wouldn’t change a thing either (except her openly disliking chocolate except when it’s mine and she decides to eat half of it).
my only ‘irritation’ is stuff being ‘tidied away’.

Just went to fill the bird feeder (obviously with seed soaked in slow acting poison) and that had been moved. Checked both sheds. Gave in and asked…it’s now in a plastic bin by the back door to the garage.:taptap:
 

Jaws

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Got the lads to help me drop the big antenna mast ..
Removed one of the antennas which I have to repair, then re-rigged the mast
Will be doing the repair during the week, then next week do the whole thing again to refit the repaired twig
 

slim63

Never surrender
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Replaced the battery on the grumpy ones car while she was otherwise engaged then sat waiting ..................

Sure enough ............"when are you going to do my car" ....."i need it later" ......."are you going to sit on your arse all day" etc etc etc
Smiling smugly and saying nothing didn't seem to go down well :jaja-no:
 

Pow-Lo

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Mice here :mad:
Same here. Two of the little bastards in the humane traps yesterday morning and the third trap had tripped taking the tail off another. I released them over the Common so if they try to make it back, my neighbour’s cat will have a word.
 

ogr1

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Went back to my old works for my last pay slip.
Got offered my old job back seeing as no one showed up after any interviews.
Now i know you should never go back, but my RFM kinda suggested a return was imminent.
The wheels are in motion.
 

Cougar377

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Went back to my old works for my last pay slip.
Got offered my old job back seeing as no one showed up after any interviews.
Now i know you should never go back, but my RFM kinda suggested a return was imminent.
The wheels are in motion.
Noooooooo....... it's a trap..! :yikes:
 

ogr1

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Noooooooo....... it's a trap..! :yikes:
Better the Devil you know and all that.
Relieved that no more travelling at daft o'clock to get to work, then travelling about to do the bleedin work.
At one base & 9-5 finish.
Car is paid off this month + my private pension will be ALL mine + monthly wage, more or less same as the
numeration package offered with the job i just quit (spoke to him on the phone) seemed decent about it.
I just have to last for another 9 years then retirement or maybe part time?
 

derek kelly

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Played a little game with an officious tv license inspector, went to the other house to pick up a couple of tools that I’d left there, as I pulled up I noticed a black Mondeo parked outside with a middle aged pug faced giffer sat inside, as I let myself in I heard his car door shut & a few seconds later a loud banging on the door. I went to the door & the guy showed me his id on the lanyard round his neck, “Michael Clough, I’m from the tv licensing authority, according to our records you don’t have a tv license” …”er, yes I do”…”not according to our records”….”I can assure you I am fully legal” ….”according to our records there is no license for this address”….”but that’s not what you said, you said I don’t have a license & I do”….”for this address?”…”no, for my other address” ….”you need a license for each property”….”no I don’t”……”I can assure you that you need a license for each separate address”….”no I don’t because I don’t have a television at this address”…”can you prove that?”….”yes”….”I need proof that you don’t have a television here”……”I can assure you that I don’t have a television here”…..”I need to see proof”…..”come back with a warrant then as I’m going home now” with that I locked the door & went home
 
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