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Pow-Lo

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You're bald as a coot, so you're probably old enough to remember Nelson when he was cabin boy.
Way younger than you, short arse :asz:

I'm bald as a coot by choice. I have about 60% of my hair but that's not enough to avoid looking silly so I shave me head.
 

andyBeaker

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Golf. Not too bad. Glorious weather despite freezing start.

Morrisons. Flipping awful.

went to,see mI’m so she could tell me again about the roast chicken she bought that she told me about last week. Roast dinner first day, chicken salad second day and chicken sandwich third day. Didn’t know what to do with the legs so she threw them out.
 

derek kelly

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Golf. Not too bad. Glorious weather despite freezing start.

Morrisons. Flipping awful.

went to,see mI’m so she could tell me again about the roast chicken she bought that she told me about last week. Roast dinner first day, chicken salad second day and chicken sandwich third day. Didn’t know what to do with the legs so she threw them out.
Tell her to make the legs into a soup in future
 

Cougar377

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Spent the best part of the day listening to various suits explain in video meetings why up to 25% of us have to go.

Guess who I work for...? (and no.....it's not the feckin' Govt).
 

Jaws

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Did a 'virtual' tv antenna install for a guy in Plymouth
Where he lives is a no mans land for tv signals and he was trying to use a little portable thing
Step by step I pointed at what kit was needed and he ordered it
When it all arrives I will do a step by step installation with him
 

Malone

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I just had a bowl of Chicken Broth just because wife has been ill and didn’t want to cook.

then I realised that the consistency was similar to when she threw up an hour ago :vomiton22je: and she asked me why I wasn’t eating in the same room as her.
 

andyBeaker

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I just had a bowl of Chicken Broth just because wife has been ill and didn’t want to cook.

then I realised that the consistency was similar to when she threw up an hour ago :vomiton22je: and she asked me why I wasn’t eating in the same room as her.
Hope she feels better soon.
 

Squag1

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I just had a bowl of Chicken Broth just because wife has been ill and didn’t want to cook.

then I realised that the consistency was similar to when she threw up an hour ago :vomiton22je: and she asked me why I wasn’t eating in the same room as her.
Which tasted better?

Hope she is better soon :-(
 

Malone

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Hope she feels better soon.
Not likely with the way our doctors work, note they never know what’s up which is why they call it ’practice’
she’s been given tablets for her heart, and then shortly after she’s starts vomiting. So She stopped for the weekend and all wasn’t so bad. Then she called the doc about it, and was told it was coincidence and to resume taking them - and now she’s vomiting again.
 

derek kelly

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Not likely with the way our doctors work, note they never know what’s up which is why they call it ’practice’
she’s been given tablets for her heart, and then shortly after she’s starts vomiting. So She stopped for the weekend and all wasn’t so bad. Then she called the doc about it, and was told it was coincidence and to resume taking them - and now she’s vomiting again.
Coincidence.
 
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