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sr71caspar

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Sat here smugly whilst some idiot makes a fool of themself by trying to be clever.
I'm also pondering the phrase "the lady doth protest too much, methinks".
 

derek kelly

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Pretty much what Mrs P was doing in the cupboard under the sink about half hour ago. I had to come down and get rid of some idiot field mouse in a humane trap with no bait in it. Nob. She’s sealed the gap around the gas pipe with wire wool and expanding foam, so that should be the end of the little bastards. I hope.
You think mice can’t chew through expanding foam?
 

Pow-Lo

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You think mice can’t chew through expanding foam?
These are field mice, they only have little teeth as an offset against their huge ears.
They can chew through wire wool too but it will slow them down a bit. They will find another way in no doubt.
That's the plan anyway. We'll just have to keep an eye on it and see how it goes. If they get through, then I'll borrow some inhumane poison from Beaker to make the little bastards suffer a slow, agonising death while they bleed out of their arses.
 

andyBeaker

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These are field mice, they only have little teeth as an offset against their huge ears.

That's the plan anyway. We'll just have to keep an eye on it and see how it goes. If they get through, then I'll borrow some inhumane poison from Beaker to make the little bastards suffer a slow, agonising death while they bleed out of their arses.
I have a wide range available, mainly illegal.
 

Jaws

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Just saw this elsewhere View attachment 62474
Yes I know mate, but we have a very tight window to work in due to Woman not allowing us to leave before sons birthday, must do 60 days on camp site ( massive price hike otherwise and we must be home for Mothers Day.
To fit it all in we have to leave tomorrow late evening.
I am not gonna pay for the dog to be checked ( had to be booked last week at the latest ) and two covid tests on the off chance Macron will open up tomorrow
Nope, second year I am gonna be sitting here twiddling my bits and getting the hump
 

slim63

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Wobbled up town to get some cash for her indoors and had to bite my lip because some knobhead was racing through the indoor arcade on an electric pushbike at near on 15mph at a guess :mad:

I simply didnt feel well enough to take issue with him but from the looks he was getting on his 2nd circuit I cant see it having ended well
 

andyBeaker

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Wobbled up town to get some cash for her indoors and had to bite my lip because some knobhead was racing through the indoor arcade on an electric pushbike at near on 15mph at a guess :mad:

I simply didnt feel well enough to take issue with him but from the looks he was getting on his 2nd circuit I cant see it having ended well
By coincidence I very nearly collided with someone on an electric scooter this morning…..on a local road in the pitch black.
 

andyBeaker

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Yes I know mate, but we have a very tight window to work in due to Woman not allowing us to leave before sons birthday, must do 60 days on camp site ( massive price hike otherwise and we must be home for Mothers Day.
To fit it all in we have to leave tomorrow late evening.
I am not gonna pay for the dog to be checked ( had to be booked last week at the latest ) and two covid tests on the off chance Macron will open up tomorrow
Nope, second year I am gonna be sitting here twiddling my bits and getting the hump
Yup it’s getting a bit wearing now…..we have friends coming for a few days in Sunday…never thought there would be a time when that might be the social event of the year:(.
 

Malone

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Spoke to HMGov regarding my wife’s pension shortfall when she’s able to claim it. She’s got lots of years missing contributions and so I thought I’d enquire to see if we can purchase to make up the loss. Especially as she’s not been able to work for the last 3 years and we never got around to signing on or anything.
Amazingly I got through to a human being who was actually able to assist me and after a good half hours discussion over the phone I have a very good idea what we need to do next. Now let’s see if the specialist will make the promised call back on Friday. I’m enthused as it maybe only a small outlay to gain an extra £25 or so per week.
 

Duck n Dive

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Went to get a battery for the ped.

Luckily when I got to the till I asked that the box contents be checked as it had been resealed with tape.

Wrong battery in the box!

While walking across the car park chap on his phone mentioning "he's a buffoon, won't last much longer hopefully".

Wonder who he was talking about :)
 
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