• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.50 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

What the ? weird happenings

Minkey

Ok it was me
Club Sponsor
Yesterday at work a customer said to me "if heaven exists why haven't NASA found it?"
I said "they haven't gone high enough"
He said "do you really believe that?" and walked off

Today driving out of the supermarket carpark I stopped to let a man go across the Zebra crossing.
He approached my car so I opened the window a little and he said "if you talk to Jesus Christ he will help you"

weird or what :nusenuse:
 

andyBeaker

Moderator
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Yesterday at work a customer said to me "if heaven exists why haven't NASA found it?"
I said "they haven't gone high enough"
He said "do you really believe that?" and walked off

Today driving out of the supermarket carpark I stopped to let a man go across the Zebra crossing.
He approached my car so I opened the window a little and he said "if you talk to Jesus Christ he will help you"

weird or what :nusenuse:
Hmmmm…….I often find myself wondering if I am in The Truman Show….
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Yesterday at work a customer said to me "if heaven exists why haven't NASA found it?"
I said "they haven't gone high enough"
He said "do you really believe that?" and walked off

Today driving out of the supermarket carpark I stopped to let a man go across the Zebra crossing.
He approached my car so I opened the window a little and he said "if you talk to Jesus Christ he will help you"

weird or what :nusenuse:
Either you look really ill or badly troubled !!
Orrrrr you have had an influx of god botherers in your area :)
 

Pow-Lo

I am Grasshopper!
Club Sponsor
Either you look really ill or badly troubled !!
Orrrrr you have had an influx of god botherers in your area :)
Or she could be a nutter magnet, like me. Wherever I go in the world, the local crackpot always seems to find me.
 

Dangerous Brian

Old Hand
Club Sponsor
Yesterday at work a customer said to me "if heaven exists why haven't NASA found it?"
I said "they haven't gone high enough"
He said "do you really believe that?" and walked off

Today driving out of the supermarket carpark I stopped to let a man go across the Zebra crossing.
He approached my car so I opened the window a little and he said "if you talk to Jesus Christ he will help you"

weird or what :nusenuse:
Minley you are clearly a magnet for THEM! :aplastao:
 

slim63

Never surrender
Club Sponsor
Or she could be a nutter magnet, like me. Wherever I go in the world, the local crackpot always seems to find me.
I thought it was just me, nice to know someone else has to suffer the nut jobs once in a while
 

Pow-Lo

I am Grasshopper!
Club Sponsor
I thought it was just me, nice to know someone else has to suffer the nut jobs once in a while
It happens to me all the time. I finished a job over on Kinmen Island one time and had a fairly long lay over in Kaohsiung waiting for my connecting flight to Singapore via Hong Kong; I had to stay land side for about three hours before I could go through to departures and into the lounge. Anyhoo, it was a good opportunity to balance my laptop on my suitcase and get some work done so I pissed off to a quiet corner to crack on. The peace lasted about three minutes before some American in a wheelchair and wearing a dressing gown came over. He said he’d been there for years, married, kid, etc. His local wife apparently got bored of him and arranged for him to be knocked off his scooter. Whilst the ‘accident’ happened, he survived. In hospital, when they’d done patching him up they told him he had a tumour in his tummy, which he opened his dressing gown to show me. He made it back home and his wife, who was also a martial arts expert, kicked shit out of him and put him back in hospital, so here he was fleeing the country heading back to the US before she killed him. He was telling me how he’d invented the special type of plastic in the keys of my laptop and then asked if I could lend him five thousand dollars, which he promised to pay back plus interest.
 

slim63

Never surrender
Club Sponsor
It happens to me all the time. I finished a job over on Kinmen Island one time and had a fairly long lay over in Kaohsiung waiting for my connecting flight to Singapore via Hong Kong; I had to stay land side for about three hours before I could go through to departures and into the lounge. Anyhoo, it was a good opportunity to balance my laptop on my suitcase and get some work done so I pissed off to a quiet corner to crack on. The peace lasted about three minutes before some American in a wheelchair and wearing a dressing gown came over. He said he’d been there for years, married, kid, etc. His local wife apparently got bored of him and arranged for him to be knocked off his scooter. Whilst the ‘accident’ happened, he survived. In hospital, when they’d done patching him up they told him he had a tumour in his tummy, which he opened his dressing gown to show me. He made it back home and his wife, who was also a martial arts expert, kicked shit out of him and put him back in hospital, so here he was fleeing the country heading back to the US before she killed him. He was telling me how he’d invented the special type of plastic in the keys of my laptop and then asked if I could lend him five thousand dollars, which he promised to pay back plus interest.
Sat on the back of an almost empty bus in my teens I spotted the nutter getting on and tried to avoid eye contact but she homed in on me but sat muttering in the seat in front of me long enough for me to believe I had got away with it
Suddenly she turned around and started telling me her life story starting with teenage abuse through operations and failed marriages before trying to sell me a pork pie :nusenuse: wtf do you do in that situation???? RUN to the front of the bus and ask to get off :meparto:

At a bike rally chatting to a mate at the bar I get a tap on the shoulder "I know you" says the nut job :nut: :facepalm: never seen the bloke before but he insists my name is Peter and we are the best of mates from school in some town I had never heard of and nothing would convince him otherwise, I had all the "you remember" so and so or "what about when we ... " in the end I made the excuse of needing a pee and went outside .................. he followed still blathering on and getting quite aggressive with it so I walked to the control tent where mates who run the rally were and tried to explain what was going on but dickhead kept butting in and I ended up laying him out much to the amusement of everyone but me
 

Minkey

Ok it was me
Club Sponsor
I've had a letter come delivered addressed to occupier from a Jahovas Witness telling me God loves me.

Is it just a coincidence that these three things have happened this week or is God really trying to tell me something :nusenuse:

I'm waiting for an email from him/her
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
I've had a letter come delivered addressed to occupier from a Jahovas Witness telling me God loves me.

Is it just a coincidence that these three things have happened this week or is God really trying to tell me something :nusenuse:

I'm waiting for an email from him/her
We had one of these several weeks ago, not knocking on doors as their God won’t protect them from covid.
 
Top