• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

weather update

  • Thread starter reefer
  • Start date
R

reefer

Guest
well it snowed here last night:eek:
have now got snow covering the windscreen for the second time in 36 years$%3un
totaly unprepaired as usual so its gonna be touch and go if i make it out of the car park ramp due to lack of gritting...if i manage to get the bloody snow off the windscreen8ree! 8ree!

%$fan
 
R

reefer

Guest
when the ramp is about 70m long and at a steep angle covered in a layer of sheet ice..no traction control is going to be of any use
god knows how but the car went up it today without loosing traction at all:eek: ..shocked wasnt the work i was thinking of when i made it to the top:bow: im guessing it was semi soft and the tyres broke through it

split charging system:dunno: if you saw the size of the battery under the back seat, youd see a second battery is not nessasary at all8ree! 8ree!
 
R

reefer

Guest
today is a GOOD day:bow:

me boss walks into me office this morning and says "you know your coming in late a lot recently" to which i replys yes..expecting the moaning to kick off..so he replys " were givivng you a pay rise":eek: :eek: ..was so fooking shocked i nearly logged off the net%$fan

w;;v
 
R

reefer

Guest
yeah your right bumpy..might even get one of those new eight track tapes things new on the market:rolleyes: ..skys the limit with me fiver a week rise:bow:
 
R

reefer

Guest
yeah might be a good idea...
if the wow and flutter was low:rolleyes:
if the signal to noise ratio was high:rolleyes:
if there channel separation was decent:rolleyes:
if the frequency responce was was better than 200hz-10khz:rolleyes:
and if you could buy "true" quadrophonic master tapes:rolleyes:
dont foget to fit the matching 30 band eq booster..pumping out an awsome 30 watts max power with 50% distortion and pretty coloured leds so when your bored of the buzz..sorry music, you can always watch the lights

btw any northeners reading this.......im being sarky so dont print this off and rush round to your local.."jolly shopper" asking for oneman8um
 
X

XXLarge

Guest
Before I do rush out and order one can you tell me if they play brass band music, and do they stand up well to whippet piss?

:f
 
AV8TOR

AV8TOR

Sponsor
:rant: :rant: XX Large your last post-Diet Coke-me choking-fizzy snot-eyes full of tears:bow: :bow: :bow:
Laugh I near wet myself:lol: :lol:
Whippet piss

Must clean up the mess now you ladyparts:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top