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Wakefield has a World record

derek kelly

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A NEW WORLD RECORD HAS BEEN SET IN WAKEFIELD this week with Mr G.R Allen having set the record after a short stay in Pinderfields hospital.

Mr Allen has become a record holder for the worlds heaviest defecation after complaining of constipation for over a month to his local GP which then ended up with him being admitted to Pinderfields hospital.

He told the Wakefield Express his diet of mostly carbohydrates and processed protein such as chicken nuggets and cheeses and ham Kiev's always served with chips or plain white pasta had never been an issue before but after a whole month of not passing a bowel movement he became worried and spoke to a GP.

While in Pinderfields he was given a regular dose of lactulose and movicol to stimulate movement in the bowel, what resulted was a 12lb 9oz fecal sausage.

He told the Wakefield Express "when it was happening i was on gas and air they even asked if i wanted an epidural! When it was all over i just wanted to wrap her up in a blanket and cuddle"

Both Mr Allen and the record sized poo are doing well.
 

andyBeaker

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A NEW WORLD RECORD HAS BEEN SET IN WAKEFIELD this week with Mr G.R Allen having set the record after a short stay in Pinderfields hospital.

Mr Allen has become a record holder for the worlds heaviest defecation after complaining of constipation for over a month to his local GP which then ended up with him being admitted to Pinderfields hospital.

He told the Wakefield Express his diet of mostly carbohydrates and processed protein such as chicken nuggets and cheeses and ham Kiev's always served with chips or plain white pasta had never been an issue before but after a whole month of not passing a bowel movement he became worried and spoke to a GP.

While in Pinderfields he was given a regular dose of lactulose and movicol to stimulate movement in the bowel, what resulted was a 12lb 9oz fecal sausage.

He told the Wakefield Express "when it was happening i was on gas and air they even asked if i wanted an epidural! When it was all over i just wanted to wrap her up in a blanket and cuddle"

Both Mr Allen and the record sized poo are doing well.
I have seen bigger at London Zoo.
 

Pow-Lo

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I've seen a bigger one as the frontman of U2.

Fact.

There's even a South Episode to prove it (S9 E11).

Fact.
That should have read 'South Park Episode'. Soz, my bad.
 
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